Went to the Barbers and asked for a Liverpool FC haircut. Mess at the back, nothing on the sides and nothing up front.
He charged me £130 million
My latest article is going down a storm.
Although going down a storm for me just means no 1 star ratings.
In response to a reporter who asked “is it possible for Ajax to drop nine points in nine games?" – “According to my calculations it’s possible to drop nine points in only three games."
“Jose Mourinho is cool. The first time he met my wife he said “Helena, you have only one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy!" The guy says what he wants. I like him."
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Nobody doubts Mourinho's man-management.
Gotten so sick of job hunts that I'm applying for jobs I'm in no way qualified for just for the hell of it.
Oh good. The Zlatan debates are starting on my article.
eng confirmed: Hart; Johnson, Jagielka, Lescott, Cole; Gerrard, Carrick; Milner, Rooney, Cleverley; Defoe
England playing diamond then.
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posted on 16/10/12
Went to the Barbers and asked for a Liverpool FC haircut. Mess at the back, nothing on the sides and nothing up front.
He charged me £130 million
posted on 16/10/12
My latest article is going down a storm.
posted on 16/10/12
Fred Durst
posted on 16/10/12
Although going down a storm for me just means no 1 star ratings.
posted on 16/10/12
5 from me
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
Simon West
posted on 16/10/12
In response to a reporter who asked “is it possible for Ajax to drop nine points in nine games?" – “According to my calculations it’s possible to drop nine points in only three games."
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
That was my favourite.
posted on 16/10/12
better than my article
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
Noble-Lazarus
posted on 16/10/12
Dicky Pound
posted on 16/10/12
“Jose Mourinho is cool. The first time he met my wife he said “Helena, you have only one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy!" The guy says what he wants. I like him."
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Nobody doubts Mourinho's man-management.
posted on 16/10/12
Gotten so sick of job hunts that I'm applying for jobs I'm in no way qualified for just for the hell of it.
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
8 bit
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
Oh good. The Zlatan debates are starting on my article.
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
posted on 16/10/12
eng confirmed: Hart; Johnson, Jagielka, Lescott, Cole; Gerrard, Carrick; Milner, Rooney, Cleverley; Defoe
posted on 16/10/12
England playing diamond then.
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