Thou shall unconditionally perform wingman duties when one is called upon in the field of conflict.
If a girl refuses intercourse after a night out, thou shall empty yourself in her bin and leave.
Sam Allardyce in response to Kean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGui5OrFT00
Thou shall bash and dash if thy woman refuses to make thee a sandwich in the morning.
Before a night out, thou shall binge on pineapple juice so that your produce tastes like fruit from the sacred garden of Eden.
Thou shall always admit to a fart that makes multiple people gag. It's an achievement.
Thou shall not covet your friend's girlfriend; you shall not covet your friend’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your friends
If your girlfriend asks you to buy her an ice-lolly, thou shall buy her a Calypso so she can practice.
Thou shall not have a profile picture of thine torso, because to do so renders thee a homosexual.
Respect the grandLAD's, for they have been there and done that.
Thou shall tell a brother about any sightings of cleavage.
Thou shall not break the sacred bond of the wolf pack.
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posted on 15/5/12
Kent you freak.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Thou shall unconditionally perform wingman duties when one is called upon in the field of conflict.
posted on 15/5/12
If a girl refuses intercourse after a night out, thou shall empty yourself in her bin and leave.
posted on 15/5/12
Sam Allardyce in response to Kean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGui5OrFT00
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Thou shall bash and dash if thy woman refuses to make thee a sandwich in the morning.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Before a night out, thou shall binge on pineapple juice so that your produce tastes like fruit from the sacred garden of Eden.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Thou shall always admit to a fart that makes multiple people gag. It's an achievement.
posted on 15/5/12
Pineapple come.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Thou shall not covet your friend's girlfriend; you shall not covet your friend’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your friends
posted on 15/5/12
If your girlfriend asks you to buy her an ice-lolly, thou shall buy her a Calypso so she can practice.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Thou shall not have a profile picture of thine torso, because to do so renders thee a homosexual.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Respect the grandLAD's, for they have been there and done that.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Thou shall tell a brother about any sightings of cleavage.
posted on 15/5/12
posted on 15/5/12
Thou shall not break the sacred bond of the wolf pack.
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