All the players coming in you have undervalued and all the players you want to sell are overvalued.

Good luck in getting £8m for N'gog and £5m for Jovanovic,Poulsen or El Zhar Degan combined.

@ Liverpool Til I Die (U7865) -

What are you smoking

Bit early for for a bevvy isn't it?

Oh Dear....

Carragher will not be on the bench

Kuyt will not be sold

Coentrao will not be bought

ur getting rid of kuyt?

oh dear

Assorted World Class Youth £20m
Others: £24m

lol

but whats even funnier sorry i cant hold back pmsl
Jovanovic £5m
N'Gog £8m
Poulsen £5m
Cole £5m

undervalused the players to buy, over valued the players to sell, you do realise clubs will look at carroll and henderson fees and triple their own players values for whoever you try and buy.

Its like he's in a big sweet shop.

Assorted World Class youth 24m

bertie bassett - 24million

Ronzilla (U7697) ahahahahahahahahahahaha

£5 million for fat Joe

Thanks for that.

I don't like to ridicule fellow reds. Posts like these can make me go ape sh it bananas!

Carra out the team and Kuyt sold. Come off it

Pass the crack pipe along..........



Thanks very much,this thread made me pi$$!

Assorted World Class youth 24m
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I'd say he's worth it. Assorted World Class Youth had a great season in the Bundesliga and has refused to sign a new contract. He also apparently was a childhood Liverpool fan.

Trouble is, now that everyone knows we're in for him, Citeh will definitely make a bid. I'd be very surprised to see his name on the back of a Liverpool shirt next season.

^ be some sized shirt!

Is'nt assorted world class youth 24m the cousin of jan venegoor of hesselink?

Assorted world class youth is easily led though,he once met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He aked her name "Polo" , I'm the one with the hole, she said in a Wispa.

Trying to be cool he said,they call me marathon, the one with the nuts. he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, then slipped his hand into her Snickers, he fondled her Flap Jacks and she played with his Tic Tacs. it was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But three days later his Sherbet Dip Dab started ti itch.

It turns out Miss Rowntree had been with out with his rival Bertie Bassett, and he had Allsorts.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/dalglish-spends-%c2%a38m-at-vending-machine-201106103932/

Assorted World Class Youth 24m

How about Assaulted World Class Youth?

Oh, wait a minute... he actually plays for Arsenal.

Silly me!

Someone's overdosing on winegums!

Mata 13 million. lol

Cant stop laughing at "assorted world class youth - 24m"

me neither.

I have no idea whether the OP was being genuinely serious or just having a joke. Assorted world class youth

He is on the wind up Mr C.

The world class youth phrase was by a old bbc 606 user, although the name escapes me? Aquilani pass master perhaps.

This must be a homage to who ever it was, unless he made it across here too. Funnily the reaction was just the same back then

There was also a gut that used to always put Harry Kewell in his almost daily Liverpool best eleven posts, which used to send some people mental.

GB's habit of putting Coutinho in a CM role has the same effect on greatteams, a fairly regular poster here. The difference being of course that he's not wumming