So we have 4 more years of Bates?
I had not thought of that, Jonty.
You may be right, its true he was recently 80, if he happens to be my height and build, and likes the same amount of wine as i do..........
.......... and there was I thinking I was posting a non football topic, isn't it odd how people can see football in everything!
That's what you get for posting on a football forum!
If you're interested in life expectancy, you'll like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkSRLYSojo
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Jonty, can you come up with a formula to tell us how many cr@p players we have to employ before we find a decent one?
what a subject... I'd rather not know, I'm in my 30's and by the time I'm 60 my sons can do the work - I want to be growing olives and tomatoes in Sicily by that time, advising from a far
Perth.. about 70 players seems about right
Perth, I guess the important factors in such an algorithm would be (in no particular order)
How much is in it for Gwyn Williams
How many clubs have turned the player down first
Has the player a long enough name to increase shirt name revenues
Has the player got an attractive wife (Grayson seems to prefer blondes)
Has the player very little experience at playing in the Championship
Do we already have 5 players in that players chosen position
And would that player be prepared to say 'there were other clubs interested in me (Crewe) but as soon as I heard Leeds were interested it was no contest'
They have to be wowed by the facilities
They have to be wowed by the history
They have to have no idea of who the Revie team were (Kasper last season)
They have to be able to get injured before their debut
They have to have played less than 10 games in last 5 years
Only one you missed I can think of: "life long Leeds fan despite having given the obviously erroneous impression they were also a life long fan of the last 4 previous clubs they played for"
How about another equation to figure out the number of games a player has to play before SG realises he's been duped into signing a donkey / has been etc.
you don't need a maths formula for that one, Perth, just the infinity symbol
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posted on 19/1/12
So we have 4 more years of Bates?
posted on 19/1/12
I had not thought of that, Jonty.
You may be right, its true he was recently 80, if he happens to be my height and build, and likes the same amount of wine as i do..........
.......... and there was I thinking I was posting a non football topic, isn't it odd how people can see football in everything!
posted on 19/1/12
That's what you get for posting on a football forum!
If you're interested in life expectancy, you'll like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbkSRLYSojo
This is the sort of stuff I help people do
posted on 19/1/12
Jonty, can you come up with a formula to tell us how many cr@p players we have to employ before we find a decent one?
posted on 19/1/12
what a subject... I'd rather not know, I'm in my 30's and by the time I'm 60 my sons can do the work - I want to be growing olives and tomatoes in Sicily by that time, advising from a far
posted on 19/1/12
Perth.. about 70 players seems about right
posted on 19/1/12
Perth, I guess the important factors in such an algorithm would be (in no particular order)
How much is in it for Gwyn Williams
How many clubs have turned the player down first
Has the player a long enough name to increase shirt name revenues
Has the player got an attractive wife (Grayson seems to prefer blondes)
Has the player very little experience at playing in the Championship
Do we already have 5 players in that players chosen position
posted on 19/1/12
And would that player be prepared to say 'there were other clubs interested in me (Crewe) but as soon as I heard Leeds were interested it was no contest'
posted on 19/1/12
They have to be wowed by the facilities
They have to be wowed by the history
They have to have no idea of who the Revie team were (Kasper last season)
They have to be able to get injured before their debut
They have to have played less than 10 games in last 5 years
posted on 19/1/12
Only one you missed I can think of: "life long Leeds fan despite having given the obviously erroneous impression they were also a life long fan of the last 4 previous clubs they played for"
posted on 19/1/12
How about another equation to figure out the number of games a player has to play before SG realises he's been duped into signing a donkey / has been etc.
posted on 19/1/12
you don't need a maths formula for that one, Perth, just the infinity symbol
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