Like the Hoops

Stripes

Hoops go all the way round.

Shouldn't you know that by now

Rangers playing in Hoops. It's about time you came round to our way of thinking.

Harry just made an ar-se of himself there. Harry don't you remember Billy McBungle acting like a child a few years ago when the hoops never went all the way round,he was nearly crying.

Like it mate.

Do you know if we're bringing out a 3rd kit this year?

Harry Rangers played in hoops way before Celtic but hoops strips look shi-ite so we changed and then you took them on and we were right they do look shi-ite.

davie-cooper

Lighten up

Willie we are supposed to be bringing a white 3rd kit out.

Harry i am only having a laugh. I think you need to lighten up a wee bit on this sunny Friday morning.

Was thinking that Davie because we'd need 1 if we played a team in red & blue like Barcelona or that other Barcelona from the highlands.

Yeah we are bringing out a 3rd kit, don't know when though

Stole this from another thread thought it was quite funny

Seamus Coleman V Phil Neville on Twitter

P:If u want a signed pair of my boots go to StarsBoots, Authentic Match Worn Memorabilia money goes to charity thanks

S:be best selling garys boots pal.. Won't get much money for yours!

P:hello seamie see ur sub again for the republic tomorrow night!!!

S:if I'm lucky I'll be sub.. Maybe won't even make the bench.. Any advice for me? U have plenty experience of being on the bench

P:sub for ireland-its like being sub for man utd youth team! Although u r a 50k signing from sligo bless!

S:yeah just glad to be here fizzer! Never thought I'd be so lucky!

S:u looking forward to next season.. U must be glad garys retired? Ur family might come watch u on a saturday now!

S:actually they will prob just stay in and watch him on sky sports instead of watching u!

P:does trapp say "run forest run" to u like moyesy does??

P:r u licking captain robbie keanes @rse like u lick captain nevilles?

P:did ur brother play for man utd 600 times pal?? Thought not!!

P:when u upgrading ur caravan to a tent pal?

P:any more lip pal and I'll get peter walton to send u off again!!!!

P:were u going on holiday pal-isle of man??

S:why u getting angry pal.. U got got that angry on a match day u would be a great captain!!

P:be careful next season pal-everyone plays cr@p in their 2nd season!!!

S:does everyone play cr@p in there 15th season aswell?

P:16th season pal!

S:you counting ur 10 years on united bench?

P:gone quiet pal u been round to keaneys room to run his bath?

S:u gettin jealous?? I'll be back to look after u next season pal.. Do I still have to do all ur running tho??

P:here u r was getting worried keano let u off the lead?

P:keep playing the way u r m8 and you'll be back playing at widnes wit the reserves!

S:what did u miss last game of season for again.. Toothache?? Dnt think big dunc would miss a game cause of his tooth!

P:nice debut benfica away m8-what was the score??

S:5.0 pal.. A good captain would have been there to help his players but where were u??

S:u enjoy going to the world cups with england or was that gary AGAIN!? I'm sure u were proud to watch him!!

P:u like talking about gary m8-got a secret crush?

S:everyone likes gary more.. U should know that by now!!

P:have a great summer pal-reserves report back 5th july!

S:is that what date he told u.. Internationals not back until the 11th so see ya then! Night skipper x

P:topman come on macedonia!!

P:let's make a pact pal-no more slaughtering on twitter-i need u-u need me-agreed? Ask keano for permission 1st though!

S:u need me to do ur running.. Why do I need you??

P:I'm trying to hand u an olive branch pal-do u not want it?

S:I just want to know why I need u? Not a trick question.

P:lads don't like u pal-so have to protect u!

S:nev dnt start!! Because its you they dnt like.. And I dnt need u to protect me.. I protected u all season!

P:its all about u pal aint it! Good luck next season you will need it!

S:I know I will.. Uv had 15 years good luck! Well done! I know ur missing me really!

P:u licking charlie adams @rse now too? Is it captains that turn u on??

S:hahahahaha good one pal! What a captain he was too.. He could actually pass to his team mates!

Banter

kinda looks like a toddlers jammies if im being honest.

or a tampon on tour.

im not a fan of bright red tops though, or tiger ones for that matter

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its a decent strip, not miss anyone in it will u, should do that one vs the bumble bee

Shame keny that was a goodin....

Hate it. Okay... so it's no 'Celtic Tiger', but it's still boufin.

TBH I don't like any of this seasons Rangers strips. I think they all look terrible and pretty dated.

They aren't quite as bad as Celtic's usual Hoops or the abomination that is the Celtic 'International Away' kit. though. At least we can always rely on our rivals to upstage us on the ugly kit front no matter how bad ours are. <laugjh>

Take away the tennents logo and it is a blinding good top never mind strip!

Looks like a jockey's silks to me. Last year was the best strip in decades (I'm old skool), but not liking this year's offerings at all.

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