Phil-ist teams can't Phil their stadiums.

"A neighbour of Gannon, from Barmouth, North Wales, confirmed that he was the person who had been held."

Everyone who has a neighbour is a racist...

More importantly, why have you got a Ferrari when you have kids

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Maybe it's a people carrier Ferrari?

Phil-ist teams can't Phil their stadiums.

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It's quite easy to Phil in the puns on this article.

Phil yer boots.

I've just about had my Phil of Arab!

I'm quite philosophical about it

Phil McCrevis

philosophical

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Phil O'Sophical? Is he Irish?

you really know how to try manipulate someone Billy. Let it go, I've stated my real age many times and it's like treading on egg shells with you when someone posts a comment as a joke.

comment by terentius1 (U1863)

So it looks like you're supporting that poster then? Shane, I thought we was having a decent debate going.

Phil O'Sophical? Is he Irish?

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If you don't stop these puns, I might have to Philter you.

Shame*

So it looks like you're supporting that poster then? Shane, I thought we was having a decent debate going.


My names not Shane

okay, I'm off to bed, please don't philter me!

Don't be soft like that other guy, Phil Adelphia.

Is he Irish?

Do we have inphiltrators?

comment by BillyBobTaunton (U4886)
posted 3 seconds ago
okay, I'm off to bed, please don't philter me!
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I hope you're going to take some time to Phil your missus in before you sleep?

Is he Irish?

Do we have inphiltrators?

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We'll have to Philm them and find out.

Arab. Maybe you need to learn to understand British humour a bit better. Its actually pretty harmless, unless you take it personally. Don't take this the wrong way, but when you move to a different country you have to adjust to their ways. I certainly wouldn't say 99% of the things i do if i moved to Iraq. Thinking about it, there must be some real bargains out there in the property market. I spy an investment possibility. Do you think Phil and Kirsty would do 'Relocation, Relocation' in Baghdad?

I hardly go there Terentius, I was born in England and haven't been to Iraq for 6 years now. Although its a craphole now, it still has some rare things that are worth purchasing and there's many historic and religious places for someone to see as well if the odd tourist popped in. Don't think the country has had tourists for 10 years though.

Do you think Phil and Kirsty would do 'Relocation, Relocation' in Baghdad?

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I'd watch that.

If nothing else, the possibility of encountering camel spiders would make me think long and hard about a visit.

camel spiders

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Just google'd it.



Nope. Nope. Nope.

Or camels....

1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee.
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey.
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high.
5. Camel spiders get their name because they eat the stomachs of camels.
6. They eat or gnaw on people while they sleep. Due to the numbing effect of their venom, the victim is unaware until they awake.