Tbh me and me da could of won that league


Tbh yer da needs a slappin

Looks like Ledley King is out of the World Cup, maybe they should have taken somebody with more mobility - like Steven Hawking.

Im not that posh Leonidas.

Don be bitter that I am better than you

Never seen so many Nigels since my last flight to Prestwick was diverted to Luton.

Tbh yer da needs a slappin

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Timinator

Is your life just one constant hangover? You always seem to be feeling abit rough.



Only on a Friday, Saturday,Sunday

The last time I saw this many footballing jokes I was watching the Scotland squad trying to qualify.

The last time I saw this many footballing jokes I was watching the Scotland squad trying to qualify.

I am almost offended that I am called a Nigel.

I am more Scottish than you

Admin.

You in the loo?

Are Scotland still the Homeless World Cup champions?

yes

The last time I saw this many footballing jokes I was watching the Scotland squad trying to qualify
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England in any tournaments a source of much hilarity up here. Rooney

At the world cup we had a pool on how long it would take for '66 to be brought up - 24mins

I lost i had 8 mins

I will answer my own question



http://www.uefa.com/uefa/socialresponsibility/adhocpartnership/news/newsid=1670364.html

Night Scots. Have fun fkuckun sheep tonight. Always remember the poem:

If your fkuckung sheep
And she can't get sleep
You must.be doing it wrong
So pull her wool
And put one on
And im sure that will do the job

England in any tournaments a source of much hilarity up here. Rooney

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I suppose you have to watch someone at the tournies, considering yours never gets there.

Do you think at the homeless world cup they put the players in hotels, or just give them a cardboard box at the airport?

There are more people in South London than in Scotland.

Yet England have qualified for only 2 more WC tournaments than Scotland.

That must mean Manu have won 2 more titles than Rush and Diamonds.

There are more people in South London than in Scotland.

Yet England have qualified for only 2 more WC tournaments than Scotland
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Yeah but most of them are homeless Scots...

Gary Glitter applied for the England managers job he heard of the players Young and Bent

Do you think at the homeless world cup they put the players in hotels, or just give them a cardboard box at the airport?

They don't even get a cardboard box,just a bottle of cider and a 10 deck of snout to keep them going,and they were very grateful

Jesus Christ applied for the Scotland job, but was turned down as it would take more than a miracle to get them back to a major tournament!

And Keane

They don't even get a cardboard box,just a bottle of cider and a 10 deck of snout to keep them going,and they were very grateful
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Instead of cheerleaders at half time do they have a mad woman come on screaming at pigeons?