Imagine Keano making pancakes!
He would totally ignore established doctrine in Delias cooking-books, import and buy inferior quality ingredients from some obscure Eastern European country, add a totally ridiculous and unneccessary amount of Fergie's strongest wine, recruit one kid to help, then replace with another, then another, make zero progress for over three hours other than to ruin successive pans whilst meanwhile lying to the kids they are nearly ready, will claim when criticised that neighbours and the postman know he is doing a very good job, when one of the kids refuses to eat he will be told to sit alone in the bedroom, meanwhile anyone not swallowing the fayre produced will be ridiculed and isolated and anyone protesting deemed counter productive to the family unit.
Pancake day?! Flipping heck, thats crêped up on me
Anymore terrible jokes?
I'd love to batter him...
Pancake day?! Flipping heck, thats crêped up on me
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I'd love to batter him...
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T0sser!
can't beat jam, sugar and lemon juice. simple but classic!
"Waiter, will the pancakes be long?"
...'No, round."
I hate South African pancakes. They taste like crepe.
Imagine Suarez making pancakes!
No on second thoughts I've seen him be a t0sser enough this season.
Kean always does things a bit syruptitiously.
It's Evra that is the t0sser. Yes he is black, and yes he is a clunt. Nothing racist about that, just stating the damn obvious.
Diamond Dust - I'm referring to Suarez's all round ghastliness, not just the race row - kicking players in the stomach, flicking the finger, racial abuse, feigning injury. He's simply an unlikable t0sser.
Why even include Suarez in this article? It was supposed to be light hearted.
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posted on 21/2/12
Imagine Keano making pancakes!
He would totally ignore established doctrine in Delias cooking-books, import and buy inferior quality ingredients from some obscure Eastern European country, add a totally ridiculous and unneccessary amount of Fergie's strongest wine, recruit one kid to help, then replace with another, then another, make zero progress for over three hours other than to ruin successive pans whilst meanwhile lying to the kids they are nearly ready, will claim when criticised that neighbours and the postman know he is doing a very good job, when one of the kids refuses to eat he will be told to sit alone in the bedroom, meanwhile anyone not swallowing the fayre produced will be ridiculed and isolated and anyone protesting deemed counter productive to the family unit.
posted on 21/2/12
Pancake day?! Flipping heck, thats crêped up on me
Anymore terrible jokes?
posted on 21/2/12
I'd love to batter him...
posted on 21/2/12
Pancake day?! Flipping heck, thats crêped up on me
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 21/2/12
I'd love to batter him...
-----------
T0sser!
posted on 21/2/12
can't beat jam, sugar and lemon juice. simple but classic!
posted on 21/2/12
"Waiter, will the pancakes be long?"
...'No, round."
posted on 21/2/12
I just tossed one!
posted on 21/2/12
I hate South African pancakes. They taste like crepe.
posted on 21/2/12
Imagine Suarez making pancakes!
No on second thoughts I've seen him be a t0sser enough this season.
posted on 21/2/12
Kean always does things a bit syruptitiously.
posted on 21/2/12
It's Evra that is the t0sser. Yes he is black, and yes he is a clunt. Nothing racist about that, just stating the damn obvious.
posted on 21/2/12
Diamond Dust - I'm referring to Suarez's all round ghastliness, not just the race row - kicking players in the stomach, flicking the finger, racial abuse, feigning injury. He's simply an unlikable t0sser.
posted on 21/2/12
<cheese>
posted on 21/2/12
Why even include Suarez in this article? It was supposed to be light hearted.
posted on 4/3/14
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