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I've never seen a woman on here.

comment by claretgunnergirl. (U2021) posted 1 minute ago

I've never seen a woman on here.

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me neither.

me neither.

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This is conclusive proof! If you saw a woman you'd either try to fork or spoon her ...

Ha! Fork or spoon ... I should be on stage.

maybe i'd fork her and then spoon her.... i'm nice like that.

maybe i'd fork her and then spoon her.... i'm nice like that.
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Apparently women like a spoon after a fork. It's important to get the order of the cutlery right.

Where does the ladle come in?

Come to think of it, my username is a recipe for a happy marriage....

Come to think of it, my username is a recipe for a happy marriage....

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Just as well women seem to be largely absent then, or they'd be all over you.

Come to think of it, my username is a recipe for a happy marriage....

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Just as well women seem to be largely absent then, or they'd be all over you
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I have a big stick.


And a lump of wood to hold them back with.

Just as well women seem to be largely absent then, or they'd be all over you.
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I have a big stick.

And a lump of wood to hold them back with.

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It's always best to be well prepared with a variety of tools in these situations.

I have a big c***

Ethio has a big coat. Because he wants to look like Arsene Wenger. The fool.

The fool.
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the wool

This all seems rather complicated. Can someone tell me how to tell the difference between men and women?

Can someone tell me how to tell the difference between men and women?

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Women are far clever and better looking. They also smell better.

Take Lady as an example - the perfect woman.

"Women are far clever and better looking. They also smell better.

Take Lady as an example - the perfect woman."

So women are the ones with the beards right? Because all the ones with smooth faces keep having to spray themselves with perfume to cover up their awful stenches.

The fool.
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the wool

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the tool?

The fool.
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the wool

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the tool?
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the pool?