Who would you trust, the driver, or the man that put all the little nuts, bolts and such like back together lol

The co-pilot for me

Mogster I'm requesting a fly-by?

comment by sea-the-stars//R.I.P. Smirnoff you were a king amongst gold fish (U7170)

posted 1 minute ago

I used to be a soldier in the Irish army
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Isn't that just part of the British Army?

comment by spurgle5. (U4336)

posted 35 seconds ago

I'm a pilot




"Doubt they'll commission a series "

I work in the storeroom, the delivery guy brings in the delivery and i pilot up.

I always wondered what being a being a male escort (for women only!) was like, anyone do that?

Sea-the-stars.

Similar, I used to be in the navy but I got fed up with floating around some Norwegian fjord every winter waiting for the Russkis to attack.

If the Russians want Norway they can bloody well have it for me.

Norway

I wish it was warm here as for 3rd world were borderline haha to be fair Chad was rotten and i didn't fancy 6 months in Lebanon so i did what any decent lad does took my 25k from UN when i got home from Chad bought my contract out and went off bought a little boy racer car and pursue my dream

Redrob

Why did you hate it? My brother most translates (is fluent in German) but conducts interviews and does online commentary as well. Money is rubbish but he's getting great experience.

I always wondered what being a being a male escort (for women only!) was like, anyone do that?

I was out of work in Australia and me and my mate applied to do it! he went on a date and he said it was interesting to say the least!

I ended up bottling it for a night out in Melbourne

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I bet you 'come' across some mingers, but it is bound to have it's good sides too : )

Who would you rather assess your accounts

A fat accountant or a skinny one?

Can't remember what the company is called but I'll have a look around for it

I cant afford a skinny or fat accountant

Hungry accountants work fast and therefore charge less

Fat accountants make the best number crunchers

Galvin can do it for you

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Well, being an aircraft safety engineer now, I'm sort of glad I'm not the pilot anymore!
Talk about multitudes of nuts and bolts flying around the sky in close formation - quite scary!

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"That's what I thought until they dropped the GCSE science bomb on me"

If you cannot do GCSE science, you obviously have the maths skills for ... accounting.

Galvin

Greatteamswinit4timesLAMBO!

I know exactly what ya mean mate i cannot do somthing i hate everyday i don't see the point i would rather be skint and happy than have a rake of money and hating every waking hour of my life.

"But I'm not fat REALLY I'm not"

You iz a cloned version of Ricky Gervais that went horribly wrong.

Do the dance, Galvin !!!

I know exactly what ya mean mate i cannot do somthing i hate everyday i don't see the point i would rather be skint and happy than have a rake of money and hating every waking hour of my life.

THIS IS SO TRUE

I'd do football coaching because it would make me happy

But the money can be around 9k starting in some places where I live

I don't like having to be a person I didn't want to be in terms of some of the tricks adopted and some of the manipulation in the wording of the writing.
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Actually on that point, he wrote a piece for an online magazine and it got manipulated by the editor to make my brother look a bit thick. My bro complained but the editor basically said, if you don't like it do one. Absolute