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How would you fire Avb?

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posted on 20/3/12

sdsturrisge you are not serious, Avb has to go, recent results have shown Roman was right, how would you do it?

posted on 20/3/12

I think after the West Brom game it would have to be option 3

posted on 20/3/12

tgifry, sorry you have to do this yourself, as a sign of respect, its disrectful to tell someelse to fire your staff, you hired him you have to fire him

posted on 20/3/12

What a ridiculous and perfectly normal article for Capello

posted on 20/3/12

@terryhardtackle, good option, Mr C how would you do it, you know it has to be done, would you fire him in front of eva and the squad that supposedly let him or down or that he has been accused of abusing or would you call him to your office

posted on 20/3/12

Id pull him to one side and say

"You're fired.."

"Just kidding "

"No actually im not kidding, you are free to leave"

"Im just messing with you Boas "

"Ok im being serious now. You're fired"

Play with his emotions a little bit

posted on 20/3/12

Then Id call him back and say

"Just messing with you big man, here's a new contract "

"But we dont wana give you that, Thats for JT, You're fired. "

posted on 20/3/12

Mr C, I'm glad to see that you are caring, considerate equal opportunities employer!!


Would you post his P45 or make him come in the office to pick it up?

posted on 20/3/12

come to think of it, it might be better to go over to his office and fire him, so you can watch him pack his dvd's and the rest of his rubbish, and I'l make sure he leaves nothing behind.

posted on 20/3/12

Capello how could I work for you and your government agency? You sound like my kinda boss

posted on 20/3/12

and while we are at it, I'll ask Emanalo to bring all the dvd players that avb installed everywhere and stuff them all into his bag

comment by TGI (U9236)

posted on 20/3/12

comment by Blue Capello (U12690) posted 2 minutes ago

come to think of it, it might be better to go over to his office and fire him, so you can watch him pack his dvd's and the rest of his rubbish, and I'l make sure he leaves nothing behind.

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He can leave his sleeping pod for the next guy though.

posted on 20/3/12

chelseasummer I'd make him pick it up mate, Im sure you know cost of stamps are ridiculous nowadays

posted on 20/3/12

come to think of it, it might be better to go over to his office and fire him, so you can watch him pack his dvd's and the rest of his rubbish, and I'l make sure he leaves nothing behind.
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posted on 20/3/12

tbk, what exactly can you do, match threads?

posted on 20/3/12

I want to fly the chopper

posted on 20/3/12

If I wanted to make it harder then I'll have my senior players with me, Imagine Roman, Terry, Dd, Cole and Lampard matching into his office to fire him, It'll be a bit too much for him to handle, he could breakdown and cry, pleading for mercy

posted on 20/3/12

chelseasummer I'd make him pick it up mate, Im sure you know cost of stamps are ridiculous nowadays
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Yeah I see what you mean, it also has the added bonus of you can actually watch his humiliation

posted on 20/3/12

I think firing Avb would be fun, so many ways to fire him, would do it differently every other day

comment by TGI (U9236)

posted on 20/3/12

comment by Blue Capello (U12690) posted 2 minutes ago

If I wanted to make it harder then I'll have my senior players with me, Imagine Roman, Terry, Dd, Cole and Lampard matching into his office to fire him, It'll be a bit too much for him to handle, he could breakdown and cry, pleading for mercy

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But he's gonna sack all of them next. Maybe he'll bring back AVB, Anelka and Alex to watch them and RDM get sacked.

posted on 20/3/12

Can fire him in the hallway, while he having lunch, go over to his house and fire him in front of his wife and family, or on air while he is giving one of his numerous briefings, at half time, or just when he is about boarding the plane to another match that he'll probably lose etc

posted on 20/3/12

I could fire avb a different way everyday and they'll all be fun

posted on 20/3/12

Can fire him in the hallway, while he having lunch, go over to his house and fire him in front of his wife and family, or on air while he is giving one of his numerous briefings, at half time, or just when he is about boarding the plane to another match that he'll probably lose etc

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posted on 20/3/12

knowing avb he might ask for his severance pay right away, seriously Mr C, do you believe that avb wanted to get fired, I read that story somewhere, its appauling

comment by JNR :] (U10993)

posted on 20/3/12

Capello before you used to be subtle in your WUM attempts. Now you make it a bit too obvious.

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