More about me:

"You're pathetic. Simply pathetic." - Lt Boy Bastin

"That article was terrible! Stop filling this board with your rubbish!" - Lady Éowyn

"I hate that guy. He's not funny and his poems suck." - SoG

"He farted in the cupboard." - UTID

"I can't stand him. I will hunt him. He will be my prey." - JJG

"I hate him with so much passion that I've started peeing fire" - Serial

"If I ever meet him, I'm just going to kick him in the junk again and again until one of us passes out" - Kamran

"My hatred for Melo is enough to power a small country" - RRP

"If they gave out awards for the worst person in the world, I'd beat Melo to death with it" - ●

"I will sneak into his bedroom at night and poo in his mouth" - Peterbaey

"I dream about setting him on fire..." - ChoiceCity

"Melo's existence is clearly God punishing mankind." - chrisdgooner

"After speaking to him for the first time, I had to bathe in chlorine to get the stink off." - Lex

"He looks like Martin Keown's repulsively hideous sister." - SuperGoon

"He did terrible things to my rabbits." - CGG

"I think he's alright, actually." - TBOK

There's more but I'll probably go to jail if I mentioned them here. I also stole this idea from CGG.