More about me:

1st game (at OT) was 5-0 at home against Newcastle in 1984.
LMTB holder till I got married .
Still get to around 10 games a year.
Played for the united we stand 5-a-side team

Admins : st marks story is true , in an old medical paper I read once (one of the only ones I ever found amusing) and included in a blog by a guy in the gaurdian site. I will try and find a referance.