comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Peks - Comanche Moon (U6618)
posted 7 minutes ago
Punny...how can you not like SS ?

https://x.com/sydneyfiles/status/1844030389070999649
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Cause I'm looking at her droopy eyes not her orbs
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Ur weared n ridiculus

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 1 hour, 17 minutes ago
comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by Peks - Comanche Moon (U6618)
posted 7 minutes ago
Punny...how can you not like SS ?

https://x.com/sydneyfiles/status/1844030389070999649
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Cause I'm looking at her droopy eyes not her orbs
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Ur weared n ridiculus
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tred cairfulee fam

U no me guag

That knot hough eye-role

There are so many scams on the internet lately...
If you wire £400 into my account, I can teach you how to avoid them.

comment by Peks - Comanche Moon (U6618)
posted about 7 hours ago
Punny...how can you not like SS ?

https://x.com/sydneyfiles/status/1844030389070999649
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He gay

comment by Cinciwolf-----JA606 NFL fantasy champ 2023 (U11551)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Peks - Comanche Moon (U6618)
posted about 7 hours ago
Punny...how can you not like SS ?

https://x.com/sydneyfiles/status/1844030389070999649
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He gay
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Yeah gay for you

comment by Pun (a.k.a Piranha) (U21588)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf-----JA606 NFL fantasy champ 2023 (U11551)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Peks - Comanche Moon (U6618)
posted about 7 hours ago
Punny...how can you not like SS ?

https://x.com/sydneyfiles/status/1844030389070999649
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He gay
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Yeah gay for you
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Well obviously. Who wouldn't be ffs

Fair point!

did i post this one before?

Three moles are moving down a tunnel. 1st mole says: “I smell sugar” 2nd mole says: “I smell cinnamon” 3rd mole says: “weird, I only smell molasses”

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable!

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 1 minute ago
did i post this one before?

Three moles are moving down a tunnel. 1st mole says: “I smell sugar” 2nd mole says: “I smell cinnamon” 3rd mole says: “weird, I only smell molasses”
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yeah but still acknowledged

Kier Starmer walked into a bar,

"Whisky please bartender." he asked.

The bartender served him his whisky, "Excuse me, this has ice in it, I didn't want ice. " Said Starmer.

"No, " replied the barman, "neither did the f-ing pensioners. "

According to Greek Mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.

I dreamt about a horse last night.
It turned out to be a night mare.

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 1 hour, 1 minute ago
Kier Starmer walked into a bar,

"Whisky please bartender." he asked.

The bartender served him his whisky, "Excuse me, this has ice in it, I didn't want ice. " Said Starmer.

"No, " replied the barman, "neither did the f-ing pensioners. "
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proofefththat scousers donet do humore

I ain't a scouser and secondly. What's donet and humore?

And thirdly, you do the most humour here

comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 12 minutes ago
I ain't a scouser and secondly. What's donet and humore?
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dunno

Two guys are walking down the street and come upon a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that". The other guy replies, "I'd pet him first".

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 6 minutes ago
Two guys are walking down the street and come upon a dog licking his balls. One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that". The other guy replies, "I'd pet him first".

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lool

Had to msg a friend who works in health and safety and ask them what's the best way to lift a heavy box. Fortunately he messaged me straight back.

What is it called when you poke your eye while putting on safety glasses?
Eyerony

Today I was learning about electrical safety.
I was shocked.

A man is standing on the bow of the Titanic as it is sinking, holding a glass of whiskey.
He says: "I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous"