For ages now I've been conjuring up the idea of a Full Blown Match between Snootsville & Louisville .. Choose Yer Ground and then its just a case of Putting Two Teams out .. I mean they've got girls on their side but then weve gotten a big gals blouse in Jacko too
So hey ~ Lets Start off with 38 Occupying Peter Clarkes Centre Back Position so that he can demonstrate how it should be done and then build around that ~ Stick me somewhere in Midfield and Loan man Cas Up Top .. First off I'm gonna go and Crash Straight into Grimbo and stick it strait up im .. Then I'll sort Wakey out with a couple o decent drop kicks right in the bollox
Suitably softened we should have em .. Yeh .. ?
What dye reckon lads .. Up for it .. Psst for gods sakes don't tell Jacko about this game otherwise we might as well not turn up ..
Right Ja Gang .. Whats your Team Selections .. ? .. Any Particular tactics .. Oh and we'll have our supporters readied and Standing on the terraces .. I'm thinking a tight 3 - 1 to us ..
SnootsVille F C v Lou i-Ville St Germain
posted on 30/4/12
Stick Cas on the other team, Dreadful attitude,, I remember getting my marching orders about half a dozen times for tuff tackling, Once for scrapping but never ever even spoken to for gobbing off to the ref, I was brought up to respect the refs decision whatever it was, They aint gonna change their mind once they have made a decision and by showing the utmost respect i found that a few misdemeanours went unpunished and a few 50/50s went my way due to an opponent moaning and gobbing,,,, We were certainly no shrinking violets when we played for the Warren House, A bit of graft and never say die attitude, Get stuck in, Win the ball and give it to Dean Johnson, Then get in some space for the return ball and if anything went past us on a sunday morning Lloyd Maitland was waiting, If the ball went past him the man did not,, For a couple of seasons we had some great tussles with Deighton wmc.,,,,,,,,,,, Saturday afternoons were different, Proper refs and games played on proper pitches,, I was never sent packing while at Ovenden but did manage to get booked 7 games running which cost me a decent amount in fines a stern talking to by the WRFA and a 6 week ban,, Oh happy days.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, As for tattoos, Mine are all above the elbow and below the neck.
posted on 30/4/12
By the way, Being a handsome bar steward i could be the Ja606squadrons pin up boy too !
posted on 30/4/12
If you can't gob off at an overweight Sunday league referee then who can you gob off at? Some of the tripe that referee us are unbelievable, I got kicked in the face a good few times in one match this season by the same bloke, but because he was 7 feet the referee said it couldn't be high feet because his feet weren't above his waist!
posted on 30/4/12
The refs decision is final Cas, Wether you disagree with him or not, High feet ! Are you a dwarf ? You should have got in closer and stuck your head, fist or elbow in his gonads or better still get your shoulder under his raised leg and flip him over, If all these fail, Well your only option is to plant your boot studs up on his standing leg, On the refs blindside of course,,,, At the very worst all you are going to end up with is a couple of loose teeth and a broken nose, But you will have him in your pocket for the rest of the game.
posted on 30/4/12
Who are Ya!
Who are Ya!
Who are Ya!
posted on 30/4/12
Blue Army ..
Blue Army ..
Blue Army ..
Snoots Vile f c .. Watch out for dem knees .. ..
Tbh Bruised .. Looks like your lot have bottled it already .. .. Cas has the armband 4 us and seems like we're going thru on a 'bye' ..
posted on 30/4/12
Sorry about this lads but Match Has to be postponed ~ Evidently 3 of their players have been charged with Vex Assault and 1 of them with Woyeurism .. ..
This really is not good ~ I'll try and arrange a sort of development game with Brighton instead .. alright .. .. leave it with me ..
posted on 30/4/12
You Forker JK
put this up while I sleep.....Don't want me to play
Gud on ya mate, Nobody else ever wanted me to either ......
So.
On that assumption, You lads'll need a 'loyal' sponge man .
I'll be there, when ever I'm needed............Taking 'Water Boarding' to a whole new level,
Just give me time to get the track suit on, after I've changed from my white 'car park attendants' coat
"50p a car, €2 a Bus.....NO receipts"
posted on 30/4/12
BTW.
I'm in the Louiville side right ?
posted on 30/4/12
You'd better be Darn_ and I'm guessing it'll be up to our skip where you play .. what dye reckon .. a brutal stoppers not quite your style so am thinking a sort of free role yeh ..
Lou i & Tez for some strange reason have not shown as yet .. One can only hope as young lads they've not been arrested on some tex scandal or other .. Its very worrying ..