Stick me on the right of midfield or in centre. Im tough tackling can see a pass, and I'm free scoring. Scored 35 from midfield in my last season.
That was 7 years ago mind, when I was 24,then, the now ex said those horrendous words "stop playing football, so we can spend some quality time together"!
You live and learn, you never lose it either,my lad is still amazed by how many keepy uppies I can do
No hydy, he is more interested in the inner tube!
I'm easy to catch, Bootsy, but hard to floor. Bring it on....I'll rip you a new one, and send you crying home to old mother Boots...
Your not aware of our Secret weapon Grimbo .. El (Torres) Aurans .. An absolute Meat Eater .. and then of course there's our Captain ..
Zinedine Dubbin .. Not sure if he's french .. ..
Should see his boots .. Rock Hard Leather and Spreckled with Rugby Studs ..
Me just in front of back four, breaking up play.
Er Yeh .. Shaping up nicely though I do feel we'll need a Couple of Leaders of men..
What about Pairing Mirf & Jack Sheet together .. .. Energy ..
Seriusly Grim .. Is Lady Ameli 'up' for a match .. N am not talking rounders ..
Slight cause for concern .. Scouts have been out n its rumoured Cas has taken to 'batting for both sides' ~ caught t'other bus' so to speak not quite sure what the actual facts are like but a statement is half expected .. .. Btw: Team Strip n Colours anyone .. ? ..
parachute pants... doc martens and to look truly proffesional, lots and lots and lots of tattoos... mainly ones with our childrens names in them in case we forget and start visiting motels and it makes us look like we love them more than other parents...
I'll go in goals, what with my ability to spin a web i could cover the whole goal
Boots,
We need also an impartial and unbiased referee.
I suggest The Town Cryer, Pleasant Phucker or Toyboy. He's well known by all teams.
Stick me in central Midfield bootsy.....
That's the best position to get involved with everything thats going on ala Johnson. And I could also get away with going un-noticed and doing feckall ala Kay...
Go on then I'll indulge you... I'm happy to play up front - blistering pace, energy to burn and a cracking right foot, just don't put anything on my left because it's useless! I have to warn you though, I'm a bit like Jordan in that if I get kicked a few times I tend to go missing, so I could do with a big Alan Lee type brute up alongside me - any offers?
Put Tez alongside you Cas.
He's not a brute, but he'll bore them to death no doubt
Jack.
A Referee needs the respect of the players - I don't know any team who would give a shred of respect to any of the three phuckers you list above.
a ref should dislike everyone..cryer would be ideal..
Nah Ref needs to be impartial .. we need input from the Snootsville side .. Though I guess I'd Trust Marco .. OR Capitan Dubbin .. ..
Hey Cas ~ I'm wondering if you'd be braveheart enough to take on the Captaincy Role for these Alternative Playoffs .. ? .. Have you sorted a decent (right raiding bstd) wing back .. Loan P Required ?
And then there's tactics to sort .. are we lumping it for 1st game .. or do you all prefer it to feet ..
Who's going inbetween styxs .. ..
.. Ha ha Just spotted you Boris .. creepin up behind us so to speak .. Yeh your myriad legs should prove impregnable ..
I'll more than happily take on the captaincy role . I've never been booked or sent off for bad tackles but I have been booked on many occasions and sent off twice for letting the referee know when he's made a balls up. In that case Cryer can get used to it because as captain I'd be the elected member of our team to tell him he's a tw4t!
~ ~ ~ ~ EGO'S Already Emerging ~ ~ ~ ~
Stick Cas on the other team, Dreadful attitude,, I remember getting my marching orders about half a dozen times for tuff tackling, Once for scrapping but never ever even spoken to for gobbing off to the ref, I was brought up to respect the refs decision whatever it was, They aint gonna change their mind once they have made a decision and by showing the utmost respect i found that a few misdemeanours went unpunished and a few 50/50s went my way due to an opponent moaning and gobbing,,,, We were certainly no shrinking violets when we played for the Warren House, A bit of graft and never say die attitude, Get stuck in, Win the ball and give it to Dean Johnson, Then get in some space for the return ball and if anything went past us on a sunday morning Lloyd Maitland was waiting, If the ball went past him the man did not,, For a couple of seasons we had some great tussles with Deighton wmc.,,,,,,,,,,, Saturday afternoons were different, Proper refs and games played on proper pitches,, I was never sent packing while at Ovenden but did manage to get booked 7 games running which cost me a decent amount in fines a stern talking to by the WRFA and a 6 week ban,, Oh happy days.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, As for tattoos, Mine are all above the elbow and below the neck.
By the way, Being a handsome bar steward i could be the Ja606squadrons pin up boy too !
If you can't gob off at an overweight Sunday league referee then who can you gob off at? Some of the tripe that referee us are unbelievable, I got kicked in the face a good few times in one match this season by the same bloke, but because he was 7 feet the referee said it couldn't be high feet because his feet weren't above his waist!
The refs decision is final Cas, Wether you disagree with him or not, High feet ! Are you a dwarf ? You should have got in closer and stuck your head, fist or elbow in his gonads or better still get your shoulder under his raised leg and flip him over, If all these fail, Well your only option is to plant your boot studs up on his standing leg, On the refs blindside of course,,,, At the very worst all you are going to end up with is a couple of loose teeth and a broken nose, But you will have him in your pocket for the rest of the game.
Who are Ya!
Who are Ya!
Who are Ya!
Blue Army ..
Blue Army ..
Blue Army ..
Snoots Vile f c .. Watch out for dem knees .. ..
Tbh Bruised .. Looks like your lot have bottled it already .. .. Cas has the armband 4 us and seems like we're going thru on a 'bye' ..
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posted on 30/4/12
Stick me on the right of midfield or in centre. Im tough tackling can see a pass, and I'm free scoring. Scored 35 from midfield in my last season.
That was 7 years ago mind, when I was 24,then, the now ex said those horrendous words "stop playing football, so we can spend some quality time together"!
You live and learn, you never lose it either,my lad is still amazed by how many keepy uppies I can do
posted on 30/4/12
No hydy, he is more interested in the inner tube!
posted on 30/4/12
I'm easy to catch, Bootsy, but hard to floor. Bring it on....I'll rip you a new one, and send you crying home to old mother Boots...
posted on 30/4/12
Your not aware of our Secret weapon Grimbo .. El (Torres) Aurans .. An absolute Meat Eater .. and then of course there's our Captain ..
Zinedine Dubbin .. Not sure if he's french .. ..
Should see his boots .. Rock Hard Leather and Spreckled with Rugby Studs ..
posted on 30/4/12
Me just in front of back four, breaking up play.
posted on 30/4/12
Er Yeh .. Shaping up nicely though I do feel we'll need a Couple of Leaders of men..
What about Pairing Mirf & Jack Sheet together .. .. Energy ..
Seriusly Grim .. Is Lady Ameli 'up' for a match .. N am not talking rounders ..
posted on 30/4/12
Slight cause for concern .. Scouts have been out n its rumoured Cas has taken to 'batting for both sides' ~ caught t'other bus' so to speak not quite sure what the actual facts are like but a statement is half expected .. .. Btw: Team Strip n Colours anyone .. ? ..
posted on 30/4/12
parachute pants... doc martens and to look truly proffesional, lots and lots and lots of tattoos... mainly ones with our childrens names in them in case we forget and start visiting motels and it makes us look like we love them more than other parents...
posted on 30/4/12
I'll go in goals, what with my ability to spin a web i could cover the whole goal
posted on 30/4/12
Boots,
We need also an impartial and unbiased referee.
I suggest The Town Cryer, Pleasant Phucker or Toyboy. He's well known by all teams.
posted on 30/4/12
Stick me in central Midfield bootsy.....
That's the best position to get involved with everything thats going on ala Johnson. And I could also get away with going un-noticed and doing feckall ala Kay...
posted on 30/4/12
Go on then I'll indulge you... I'm happy to play up front - blistering pace, energy to burn and a cracking right foot, just don't put anything on my left because it's useless! I have to warn you though, I'm a bit like Jordan in that if I get kicked a few times I tend to go missing, so I could do with a big Alan Lee type brute up alongside me - any offers?
posted on 30/4/12
Put Tez alongside you Cas.
He's not a brute, but he'll bore them to death no doubt
posted on 30/4/12
Jack.
A Referee needs the respect of the players - I don't know any team who would give a shred of respect to any of the three phuckers you list above.
posted on 30/4/12
a ref should dislike everyone..cryer would be ideal..
posted on 30/4/12
Nah Ref needs to be impartial .. we need input from the Snootsville side .. Though I guess I'd Trust Marco .. OR Capitan Dubbin .. ..
Hey Cas ~ I'm wondering if you'd be braveheart enough to take on the Captaincy Role for these Alternative Playoffs .. ? .. Have you sorted a decent (right raiding bstd) wing back .. Loan P Required ?
And then there's tactics to sort .. are we lumping it for 1st game .. or do you all prefer it to feet ..
Who's going inbetween styxs .. ..
posted on 30/4/12
.. Ha ha Just spotted you Boris .. creepin up behind us so to speak .. Yeh your myriad legs should prove impregnable ..
posted on 30/4/12
I'll more than happily take on the captaincy role . I've never been booked or sent off for bad tackles but I have been booked on many occasions and sent off twice for letting the referee know when he's made a balls up. In that case Cryer can get used to it because as captain I'd be the elected member of our team to tell him he's a tw4t!
posted on 30/4/12
~ ~ ~ ~ EGO'S Already Emerging ~ ~ ~ ~
posted on 30/4/12
Stick Cas on the other team, Dreadful attitude,, I remember getting my marching orders about half a dozen times for tuff tackling, Once for scrapping but never ever even spoken to for gobbing off to the ref, I was brought up to respect the refs decision whatever it was, They aint gonna change their mind once they have made a decision and by showing the utmost respect i found that a few misdemeanours went unpunished and a few 50/50s went my way due to an opponent moaning and gobbing,,,, We were certainly no shrinking violets when we played for the Warren House, A bit of graft and never say die attitude, Get stuck in, Win the ball and give it to Dean Johnson, Then get in some space for the return ball and if anything went past us on a sunday morning Lloyd Maitland was waiting, If the ball went past him the man did not,, For a couple of seasons we had some great tussles with Deighton wmc.,,,,,,,,,,, Saturday afternoons were different, Proper refs and games played on proper pitches,, I was never sent packing while at Ovenden but did manage to get booked 7 games running which cost me a decent amount in fines a stern talking to by the WRFA and a 6 week ban,, Oh happy days.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, As for tattoos, Mine are all above the elbow and below the neck.
posted on 30/4/12
By the way, Being a handsome bar steward i could be the Ja606squadrons pin up boy too !
posted on 30/4/12
If you can't gob off at an overweight Sunday league referee then who can you gob off at? Some of the tripe that referee us are unbelievable, I got kicked in the face a good few times in one match this season by the same bloke, but because he was 7 feet the referee said it couldn't be high feet because his feet weren't above his waist!
posted on 30/4/12
The refs decision is final Cas, Wether you disagree with him or not, High feet ! Are you a dwarf ? You should have got in closer and stuck your head, fist or elbow in his gonads or better still get your shoulder under his raised leg and flip him over, If all these fail, Well your only option is to plant your boot studs up on his standing leg, On the refs blindside of course,,,, At the very worst all you are going to end up with is a couple of loose teeth and a broken nose, But you will have him in your pocket for the rest of the game.
posted on 30/4/12
Who are Ya!
Who are Ya!
Who are Ya!
posted on 30/4/12
Blue Army ..
Blue Army ..
Blue Army ..
Snoots Vile f c .. Watch out for dem knees .. ..
Tbh Bruised .. Looks like your lot have bottled it already .. .. Cas has the armband 4 us and seems like we're going thru on a 'bye' ..
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