Thread of the day 04/05/2012

'Pinky & Perky', Poached embryo's, Fungus Brollies.....
....on Cow Mucus covered rafts.
Bacon, eggs, mushrooms on toast.
Start the day as you mean to go on.
Full of it.

Naysmith, eye, he's gone.
Roberts. tricky one.....but imo, gone.
Kay. If he doesn't figure in the playoffs....gone.
Rhodes. after playoffs. Gone. But WHERE.
I'm guessing Spurs.


any nonsense.
Beat me to it !
Plenty of that above.

DARN..
the match may be dour..get back..vent me spleen then off for a curry..then to the pub till very late.. get up sunday dinner, have a full english and watch the footie..
I have already retired once.. now i dont work most weekends and i can retire again in 18 months..
town can be sh-te, lifes good... i will be watching the results coming in in a couple of years and might just be able to get to a game or two..
Still , got a couple of seasons to "struggle through yet"..

OBJECTION .. We've gotten a bent judge here .. .. What kinda knock out was that Darn .. Technical .. ? .. Anyways 38s not using The Marquis Of Queensbury Rules cos when we're in a clinch apart from a rock hard protuberance ~ nudging in some low blows around me ballacks area He keeps whispering a Centre Backs name in me ear .. Sounds like Klutz Clarp Klutz Clerk or summat like that This is making me very angry & tbh lads I'm on the verge of biting his ear off and spitting it on the canvas ..

Hey BUT Look whats this ~ Oh No His CornerMan ~ (Keith Lard) ~ is throwing towels into ring .. .. .. .. Bludi hell they're coming from all sides .. and hey, is that a tag team behind im .. ? ..

Fair enough if thats how yer gonna play it you Minor Cruiserweight then I'm Ripping Mi Gloves off and Going All Gypsy Bare Knuckle ..

No Ones gonna take This Gigantic Sized Heavyweight Belt off me

"bent Judge..."
. No he knocked you out JK, Like all knock outs only the darned man doesn't see it.

& 38 not using the rules .....er, I think he has you there too,
Soz mate, he has you on this one.

And throwing teddy outta the cot aint helping either

.. ..

38.

Tell it like it is ....
That's the only way to do it.
I like reading as many different opinonated reports as possible,
Hell.
My mate of 52 years & me hardly EVER see the same game...It's a riot ..Then there's 'Baz' different again,love it.

You keep reporting.
I'll keep reading 'em

JK ! your bouncing around this electronic tap room from table to table...& no one's listening.
Sit darn, calm darn & have a

Is that a thumb up my nose above JK ....
I'd prefer that to,
well,
er, ..a you know where.


Just an antagonistic question
Are there any disgruntled Town fans out there Boycotting the game today to watch the FA Cup final instead. ?

Hmm .. I'd like to check your judges card to see how you marked it darn .. and then there's the other judges too .. Might yet be a 'Split Decision' .. ..

Most know I'm not a good loser .. and few would expect me to just 'Take It On The Chin' .. .. One things for sure I do note all 5th columnists very carefully in readiness for a future double dissing .. Be Very Afraid Cobber .. ..

cup final..
drogba and suarez V the ref...more like..

then liverpool fans V the transport system...

5.15pm??? nothing good ever started at 5.15pm...

lets hope they kick the cr-p out of each other, lots of falling out and some entertainment along the way..

after a decent town performance...wont be a bad saturday then....