38 ~ Its just that what HE sees (hey, when he's actually watching the game as he does have to slip out now n then) is so badly skewed by his depressive moaning groaning manner ..

Who Needs That .. ? ..

Who does it benefit .. ? ..

Plainly we can all see when things aren't going too great but why get down about it .. ? .. Not so bad if your doominess is private in house so to speak ~ BUT to then try rid it from oneself by forcibly imposing it on to other relatively Happy Folks on ere is tantamount to sadistic forum abuse ..

Don't Worry ~ Be Happy (Boris Gardner) is my motto .. Because let me tell you this there's NOTHING 38 says or does will alter one iota how Town Play this W/end or the next .. or the one after that ..

Now if I was saying it then the Prime Movers at Town would be All Ears .. .. Of Course I would mix my metaphors in a far more reasoned and jocular manner .. As Mirf will tell you ~ there's more ways than one to skin a cat ..

PS: Neither Inter .. Both are highly fattening .. I'm going for a Mixed Fresh Diced Fruit Lunch with a small dessert fork and Vanilla Yoghurt to dip the chunks in ..

2:30 to 3:00pm ALL Changes .. After all its Friday .. Some Serious Pop Drinking steadily thru the Avvi & then a Duck Roast Plus a Few Tasty Spare Rib Trimmings etc for tea .. Toasted Seaweed & Dunns River falls hot spicy sauce .. Then time for a raunchy touch of Thai Rope Massage .. After that its lock mi'self into a small sports bag and Goodnight Vienna .. ..

It's what is at my desk Boots, so will have to get through one of them.

Small or big sports bag?

Medium .. Its in the bath at the mo .. .. .. Oh hell shouldn't jest about that should we ..

Anyway whats up wi everyone .. Nubdys Nibblin at me B A I T yet .. Appen they're BUSY working .. ..

Boots,
I am all for a good nibble, but only if it is a good female.
Not many females on here.
If you lock yourself into a sports bag, make sure you can get out from the inside.
I do not recommend practicing this in the home!!!

Boots likes a good nibble too Jack

Think Tez does too

Boots,
Nubdys Nibblin at me B A I T yet .. Appen they're BUSY working .. ..
I can tell your trying to elicit a response from----
38.

Personally I think its possible .. altho tucked up like that seems to me ye'd be nibbling your own sausage .. never really fancied that ..

I've tried zipping me jeans up from th'inside and apart from nipping me left ballack it worked o k ..

nothing i say or do will alter how this team play, period..

same as lee clark and now ditto with simon grayson..

Been through all the sh-te from boots as per above, before..

He failed to post in reply to a few of mine, they were not just crass insults/playground stuff like his... I take those as confirmation that he just isnt as clever as he thinks..

I suggest a guard of honour from the whole squad for the bike riders but can assure everyone attending, nobody is playing for a "play off place" against yeovil.. Grayson will play a team against mk that will try not to lose... Wether its lucky enough to win either of the games is another matter..Because as we all know the "PLAY OFFS ARE A LOTTERY", simon please see West HAm for details, they seemed to be "Buying more tickets" ....
Any manager who says the play offs are a lottery needs sacking out of hand... Penalty shoot outs are not a lottery, they are a competetion requiring a modicum of skill and a strong nerve(buying lottery tickets requires neither)...

Sick of hearing that "anyone" can win .....its a get out for poor managers/teams... One team can win...

Boots far from being an full time pessimist, I am an eternal believer in "getting it right and learning from mistakes"...
Unfortunately this brings me into direct conflict with lazy footballers and underachieving, inept managers and coaches..
Not really a question anymore of "could i do better than grayson"??
More a question of "could i really do any worse than grayson has"????

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FOR 38 Read ZAK DINGLE .. Total Phucckin SADDO .. .. .. And its noticeable that less & less posters are being trodden down by him

Just Ignore the prize Pillock .. Thats what I say .. He ain't spoiling my W/end .. ..

you haven "won" a single proper argument boots..not one..
calling people names isnt winning anything..
are you 5 years old???

its noticeable that more and more posters take anything you say with a pinch of salt..


Admit it... i get it right before the games...not with your huge f-cking hindsight some time afterwards.. and sometimes you still get it wrong a week after the game..

I get it right, it annoys you, fair enough.. vent your spleen...

Keep calling it boots, but we still wont see you at bournemouth next season or anywhere further than the end of your f-cking nose, will we?????
you are the consumate armchair part timer.. it costs you little in money, f-ck all in time and you still feel the need to pontificate on my football team and anyone who gets it right more often than you...
If town go up, one thing is for sure, it means more to me than it does to you.. In the end thats what counts..

38,



I'm enjoying this fokkin spat - Come on Boots your fokkin turn now - don't let the side down - it's not like you to be out done by 38, or any other focker for that matter.

mirf..
he forgets its a football site...as he appears to know f-ck all about football he has turned it into a "silly boy" site..
He should go on twatter and ars-book where i have no doubt a large number of "like minded" individuals will join him in his "sillyness"...
Humorous comments and threads are great, he hasnt posted one yet...
as you see adding smileys does not make a post "humorous"..
Calling him names would not make this post any more "insightfull or thought provoking"...
Its a football site about htfc, some of us actually care about htfc, some just come onto the site to be a pain in the ars-...

Sometimes LESS Is Best ~ Clearly 38 has some sort of ailment .. Crones or Psoriasis spring to mind as both are debilitating ..
I do just wonder if its 'Overwork' having told us as he did that He does the work of 5 Government departments ~

Whew ~ He Works so hard .. Meks me sweat just to think about it

He is alas prone to bouts of delusions of grandeur thinking he can be a Football Manager ~ Which reading his postings is rather sad .. ..

However like his Twin (Zak) its more likely to be ALL in the mind .. which is a hard one to call .. I/We will continue to do what I can to negate his excesses meantime its a case of Carry On Regardless

as i said above..just name calling....
boots i have no idea what you do for a living, dont care..
not sure why you should care what i do???? or why you think that anyone would be interested in your "taking the mickey out of it"???
Get yourself on facebook, join in with the crowd and start "bullying" young kids or lone females....

Ding ding, "And there goes the bell to signal the end of round one, I have 38 taking that round, Mirf ?"

El Aur,

I agree - I think 38 just shaded it due to Boots having a couple of points deducted for low blows.

However, I expect him to make a come back in round Two, when he makes 38 pay for his latest comment.

Ding a fockin Dong - Round Two.

Nah 38 .. Ye can never win owt wi kids .. .. Lone females .. hey chance ud be a fine ting .. .. How'm a doing Angelo (Dundee) ? ? ? Are me gloves a bit ripped .. Have I delivered THE Sucker Punch Yet Shall I use mi Haymaker in this round .. or next .. ~ ~ ~ ~

Looking forward to the 'Dour' match report 38.
It will be dour...The game will be dour, The whole experience dour,
We all know it.
38 can only call it as HE see's it.

JK !
You're K. O. 'd.
no round two.

'Pinky & Perky', Poached embryo's, Fungus Brollies.....
....on Cow Mucus covered rafts.
Bacon, eggs, mushrooms on toast.
Start the day as you mean to go on.
Full of it.

Naysmith, eye, he's gone.
Roberts. tricky one.....but imo, gone.
Kay. If he doesn't figure in the playoffs....gone.
Rhodes. after playoffs. Gone. But WHERE.
I'm guessing Spurs.


any nonsense.
Beat me to it !
Plenty of that above.

DARN..
the match may be dour..get back..vent me spleen then off for a curry..then to the pub till very late.. get up sunday dinner, have a full english and watch the footie..
I have already retired once.. now i dont work most weekends and i can retire again in 18 months..
town can be sh-te, lifes good... i will be watching the results coming in in a couple of years and might just be able to get to a game or two..
Still , got a couple of seasons to "struggle through yet"..

OBJECTION .. We've gotten a bent judge here .. .. What kinda knock out was that Darn .. Technical .. ? .. Anyways 38s not using The Marquis Of Queensbury Rules cos when we're in a clinch apart from a rock hard protuberance ~ nudging in some low blows around me ballacks area He keeps whispering a Centre Backs name in me ear .. Sounds like Klutz Clarp Klutz Clerk or summat like that This is making me very angry & tbh lads I'm on the verge of biting his ear off and spitting it on the canvas ..

Hey BUT Look whats this ~ Oh No His CornerMan ~ (Keith Lard) ~ is throwing towels into ring .. .. .. .. Bludi hell they're coming from all sides .. and hey, is that a tag team behind im .. ? ..

Fair enough if thats how yer gonna play it you Minor Cruiserweight then I'm Ripping Mi Gloves off and Going All Gypsy Bare Knuckle ..

No Ones gonna take This Gigantic Sized Heavyweight Belt off me

"bent Judge..."
. No he knocked you out JK, Like all knock outs only the darned man doesn't see it.

& 38 not using the rules .....er, I think he has you there too,
Soz mate, he has you on this one.

And throwing teddy outta the cot aint helping either

.. ..

38.

Tell it like it is ....
That's the only way to do it.
I like reading as many different opinonated reports as possible,
Hell.
My mate of 52 years & me hardly EVER see the same game...It's a riot ..Then there's 'Baz' different again,love it.

You keep reporting.
I'll keep reading 'em

JK ! your bouncing around this electronic tap room from table to table...& no one's listening.
Sit darn, calm darn & have a