Kieran Lee confirmed

No I agree Prof for sure , on that basis I hope we dont make a move as he would command a weekly wage that all our squad would earn in a month put together and cripple us, esp if he keeps getting injured and we dont go up, plus, as Ive stated, he dosnt seem to be that bothered about playing which is a shame coz he has been one of the greats in terms of goalscoring.

He obviously has other ventures, like racehorses, so it seems that football isnt quite as important to him anymore

Come on, realistically, if the opportunity was there (which is definitely isn't and will never be) to get Owen signed up, would you?

Salesman; want to buy this professional footballer - its an original Michael Owen it has had several crashes and only runs off 3 cylinders but it did win a race once in its early days??


Punter; Oooh, yes perlease its exactly what i wanted, and when it breaks in one weeks time, I can lavish huge amounts on treatment to no avail.


Bystander (from Motherwell or Hibernian): (in thick lowlands accent) I overheard yer talking aboot this wee fella, when he's finished we'll tek him away from yer for a free. I see you ...

etc. etc.

I'm off to lace the Coolade with cyanide

Panic not , he says the championship is not an option fior him as he feels he can score at the highest level

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18101799

You mean he's touting himself in the League 1 window then?

Maybe thats the highest level for him

He may aspire to L***s, but hark, aren't they locked in deadly rivalry with their near neighbours Manchester united? It would never happen would it?

Warnock & Owen..

... bit like adding a tea bag to yer beer

He may aspire to L***s, but hark, aren't they locked in deadly rivalry with their near neighbours Manchester united? It would never happen would it?

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Ha, it happened with Rio Ferdinand and Alan Smith

Whats this about Warnock teabagging Owen?

Sun headline exclusive surely??