Wanyama wants a move to the EPL!!

I was shocked to read from the mighty Daily Record today that Victor wants a move to the EPL.

In a source close to Victors third cousins hairdressers boyfriends workmates milkman, they revealed he's angling for a move to the EPL and will knock back Juventus, Kelly Brooke and God to get one.

Just Victor mind you....No other player is angling to play in the league that you could make enough money in one year to last your whole life.

Victor was heard singing I've got a golden ticket , through five meters of solid steel walls by a man with a whiskey glass.

The Daily Rapture also went as far as to price Victor at £7m for us too.

Thanks them for that one. At least they've flavoured their urine.


Hail, Hail