The old green eyed monster ....

We've been purchased by a billionaire family, who love their football.
Derby fans - they aren't really rich. Theyre just here to raise the profile of Kuwaiti football.

They have had proven success in their home league.
DF - hardly means anything. That league is rubbish and full of people that can't even speak English. Why would we want to give them trials in our league.

They have said they are going to sign an impressive manager.
DF - yeah but he's hardly the iconic manager we expected.

They have said they are going to buy quality.
DF - wait for it..... It'll probably be something to do with him being a bit part player in a team that got relegated or something ......

The more I hear from them. The more obvious it becomes what a jealous little bunch they are. It's not just a case that their cup is half empty. It's fallen off the shelf and smashed.

So you can keep you Lol's. Your pmsl's. Your lfmao's.

We are Nottingham forest.
We are extremely happy with our new owners.
We are extremely happy with our new manager.
We are extremely happy without new signing.

You never know, we may even sign someone who is 'foreign'.
They may even not be very good at speaking English.
But as all true football fans know, if you're good enough, these sort of trivial little facts don't matter one jot.

So, little sheep.
Sleep well.
I hope you enjoy your battle for mid table obscurity.
We on the other hand have a bright future ahead of us.

I for one, am an extremely happy red.

أ.ن. ليلة سعيدة!‚ تصبح على خير!‚ طابت ليلتك!
Goodnight !!