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OMG!!!! UNITED PLAYERS GO TOO FAR

Lifeboat crews have made an unusual rescue off the coast of Anglesey - an elderly man and a wheelie bin. The story that has emerged in the last couple of days but only now have the full details been discovered through the freedom of information act.

What started as a celebration nearly ended in tears and tragedy when players and staff a like at Manchster United got a little too tipsy during the end of season party.

United players were involved in getting Sir Alex Ferguson into a wheelie-bin sealed the lid and threw him into the Irish sea, what started out as an innocent prank soon turned deadly as the swell swept the bin away in minutes. The Coast Guard was called and he was picked up suffering from mild hypothermia and taken to hospital in Bangor by ambulance.

The crew said the man was not wearing a life jacket or waterproof clothing .

The Moelfre crew then went back out to tow in the wheelie bin, which was still half full of rubbish. Moelfre lifeboat station spokesman Dave Massey said: "Everyone at the Moelfre lifeboat station wishes the gentleman a speedy recovery.

One eyewitness said "The volunteer lifeboat crews at Moelfre have dealt with a wide variety of emergency calls over the years but I am sure that this is the first time we have been involved in towing in a wheelie bin."

I guess the players were all at sea on the night in question, sorry had to reel that one in.

http://www.zipadeeday.com/story/217/moelfre-lifeboat-crew-rescues-wheelie-bin/

posted on 25/5/11

Was it a recycling bin or general waste? Did they ask Fergie "Where've you bin?"

posted on 25/5/11

your an eejit...

posted on 25/5/11

The WHO have issued a health warning appertaining to the Merseyside area of the UK, the details are as follows:-

The WHO has been made aware that over the last three weeks the local drinking water has been contaminated, and recommends that all drinking water should be boiled prior to consumption.

Persons who have been affected will show the following symptoms states Dr Wayne Kerr.

1. A total lack of humour, and a massive tendency to become bitter and angry.
2. The number 19 whether seen or heard will result in that person begin to froth at the mouth and begin to shake violently, this is followed by the number 5 being written down or shouted back.
3. Mass delusions are also noted, things like Liverpool FC are the greatest English club, as well as a messiah called KK will bring them back from the abyss.

Dr Wayne Kerr has stated that there is no medical treatment to help reverse these symptoms, but has noted that some of his patients on switching allegiance to other football clubs have improved remarkably.


The local NHS trust and the local Water board have set up help lines they are:-

NHS 0845 101010
Water board 0800 101010

posted on 26/5/11

"The WHO have....."

I never knew they'd reformed?

Wonder who they've got playing Drums & Bass?

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