The WHO have issued a health warning appertaining to the Merseyside area of the UK, the details are as follows:-
The WHO has been made aware that over the last three weeks the local drinking water has been contaminated, and recommends that all drinking water should be boiled prior to consumption.
Persons who have been affected will show the following symptoms states Dr Wayne Kerr.
1. A total lack of humour, and a massive tendency to become bitter and angry.
2. The number 19 whether seen or heard will result in that person begin to froth at the mouth and begin to shake violently, this is followed by the number 5 being written down or shouted back.
3. Mass delusions are also noted, things like Liverpool FC are the greatest English club, as well as a messiah called KK will bring them back from the abyss.
Dr Wayne Kerr has stated that there is no medical treatment to help reverse these symptoms, but has noted that some of his patients on switching allegiance to other football clubs have improved remarkably.
The local NHS trust and the local Water board have set up help lines they are:-
NHS 0845 101010
Water board 0800 101010
OMG!!!! UNITED PLAYERS GO TOO FAR
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posted on 25/5/11
Was it a recycling bin or general waste? Did they ask Fergie "Where've you bin?"
posted on 25/5/11
your an eejit...
posted on 25/5/11
The WHO have issued a health warning appertaining to the Merseyside area of the UK, the details are as follows:-
The WHO has been made aware that over the last three weeks the local drinking water has been contaminated, and recommends that all drinking water should be boiled prior to consumption.
Persons who have been affected will show the following symptoms states Dr Wayne Kerr.
1. A total lack of humour, and a massive tendency to become bitter and angry.
2. The number 19 whether seen or heard will result in that person begin to froth at the mouth and begin to shake violently, this is followed by the number 5 being written down or shouted back.
3. Mass delusions are also noted, things like Liverpool FC are the greatest English club, as well as a messiah called KK will bring them back from the abyss.
Dr Wayne Kerr has stated that there is no medical treatment to help reverse these symptoms, but has noted that some of his patients on switching allegiance to other football clubs have improved remarkably.
The local NHS trust and the local Water board have set up help lines they are:-
NHS 0845 101010
Water board 0800 101010
posted on 26/5/11
"The WHO have....."
I never knew they'd reformed?
Wonder who they've got playing Drums & Bass?
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