A newlywed couple arrive back from their honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat.
"Care to go to bed?" the husband asked
"Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean. Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open?' instead."
So, the following night the husband asks his wife "I dont suppose you left the washing machine door open, darling?"
"No!" she snapped back, "I definately shut it." Then she rolled over and went to sleep.
The next morning the wife was feeling a little frisky herself so she nudged her husband and says "Honey, I think I did leave the washing machine door open afterall"
"Dont worry darling" replied the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand"
A funny joke
posted on 11/9/12
God theres some miserable old farts on here isnt there. Im looking at you Oxlong!
I suppose we should go back to the normal then.
Should we sign Barkley on loan? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
posted on 11/9/12
No need to be so touchy.....
I met a man, I said;
"what do you do?"
He said;
"I'm in oil"
I replied;
"Are you a sardine?"
posted on 11/9/12
Yes...anyway back to being not miserable
Knock Knock...
posted on 11/9/12
Wheres ToonOwl when you need him?
posted on 11/9/12
No idea, Izzy may know.
Anyway, I've been to the doctor's and received some bad news.
It's the Big "C" I'm afraid...
that's right, Dyslexia.
posted on 11/9/12
Was in the local pub on Saturday night, and this shifty character came over and asked if I wanted to buy a 6 month sick note..
..All I had to do was fill my name in..
..I said ' do I look like Keith Hill '
posted on 11/9/12
Can i just remind those of who who stole electrical goods in the riots last year that your twelve month warranty is out of date next week.
posted on 11/9/12
That's ok, I trashed an online store...
...didn't do my monitor much good though.
posted on 11/9/12
Toon Owl is banned for reasons unknown.
Q: Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
A: From Jason's Doner Van.
posted on 12/9/12
I shown Paddy my new iPhone the other day
So he held it against his eye and said "hello?...theres nobody there"...
<tumbleweed and church bells>
...I'll get mi coat