You were right all along.

You were all right. It's just taken us a while to see the light.

1. We've spent 100m on rubbish players.

2. No-one in the history of the game has spent as much money as us.

3. Kenny Dalglish should change his name to 'chequebook Kenny' and will be sacked by Christmas.

4. We've only won the CL/European cup 3 times, not 5. If Club Brugge or Borussia Monchengladbach are in the final, it doesn't count.

5. We won't finish in the top 4. Not even close. We'll be lucky with mid table.

6. Despite being younger than most of the Chelsea first team, Steven Gerrard is past it. You age more in the North. It's like dog years.

7. YNWA is a Celtic song that we stole. We couldn't think of any more imaginative chants, so we will only be singing "Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool" in the style of the famous CFC song, 'Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea" from now on.

8. Liverpool fans got everyone kicked out of Europe. There were no other factors involved. We ought to give Everton one of our European Cups. Chelsea might as well have one too, whilst we're at it.

9. We are a small club. Man City, Arsenal and now that they've qualified for the CL once, Spurs are bigger.

10. We all say that 'next year is our year', the whole time.

10.5 Next year is our year.

11. None of us have jobs and we all eat out of bins. (When we're not stealing stuff)

12. Our club is in a much worse financial position than Manchester Utd. Malcolm Glazer is a benevolent owner and that club is in no debt.

13. Even if Arsenal lose all their players, we still won't finish above them. Their U12's would wipe the floor with most PL teams. (Aaron Ramsey is the new Zidane).

14. We always talk about history. History is anything that happened prior to 1992, when records began, or 2006, depending upon your argument.

15. Thursday nights are going to be very boring from now on. I have no idea what we're all going to do.

I just wanted to let all of our guests on the Liverpool board know that we all agree with everything they have to say. All of the above is undisputed FACT.

Now that we've established these truths, do you think it would be possible for us to have a discussion round here that didn't involve one of you chipping in with one or more of the above? Not that it's getting boring or anything, just that your arguments have been so well constructed and persuasive that you are now preaching to the converted.

Thanks in advance, Fairfieldred.