I was in Skelmersdale today

Have a nice time did you?

1. We've spent 100m on rubbish players.

5. We won't finish in the top 4. Not even close. We'll be lucky with mid table.


8. Liverpool fans got everyone kicked out of Europe. There were no other factors involved. We ought to give Everton one of our European Cups. Chelsea might as well have one too, whilst we're at it.

9. We are a small club. Man City, Arsenal and now that they've qualified for the CL once, Spurs are bigger.

10. We all say that 'next year is our year', the whole time.

14. We always talk about history. History is anything that happened prior to 1992, when records began, or 2006, depending upon your argument.
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I gave 5 stars due to the fact that every single point was all exactly correct

Especially 1, 5, 10, 10.5, 11, 12, 13, 14 and 15

Lol made me laugh fairfield. Good man

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7. YNWA is a Celtic song that we stole. We couldn't think of any more imaginative chants, so we will only be singing "Liverpool, Liverpool, Liverpool" in the style of the famous CFC song, 'Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea" from now on.

loving that

Where can u find the muppets and plastic glory hunters?

On the Liverpool board of course!

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Even Andy Suarez is calling you Liverpool fans plastic..

Great article. I especially like point 10.5.

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Marvellous article

Oh, you were just calling Liverpool fans muppets, not plastics.. My bad

Almost as good as the great satirical piece you have written is the whoppers who have been reeled in by your piece concurring with it.

How embarrassing - trolls demonstrating their predictability to a man who exposed & - in essence -predicted their predictability.

Quality. 5* son.

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100*

16 were all as deluded as a man utd fan that thinks they can beat Barcalona!

Fairfieldred,
You brought a smile to my face tonite,nearly as big as the one that Captain Marvel did earlier on!

Anybody want to buy some wheel trims.
There are only three cos I got them from a reliant robin in skem today

5 from me

Next year is our year, oh wait a minute, there is a next year? Here was me only thinking of our history, I'm confused

Lovin the preacher....we all think what u have written; you cant argue with them, its undisputable that Liverpool have been rubbish and we were sooo lucky to beat ANY team with our players!!!

How average are they!!! OMG...we are so lucky to even win matches!!! heavens above...

One of the most enjoyable things I've ever read! YNWA

Got_Better (U6241)

How many points do you think Liverpool will win the league by?

Bravo!!!

Anybody want to buy some wheel trims.
There are only three cos I got them from a reliant robin in skem today
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I've got a skeleton locking wheel nut remover for Peugeots, if you want it. Works like a dream. You'll have anything on bricks in 5 mins flat.

Trims off a Reliant Robin? That's a low end, mate. Think bigger.