Sorry to disapoint you Samson...

....but the vulgarism from Red Dwarf that you have adopted me hasnt jacked it in at all, quite the oposite in fact, just merely enjoyed a week in the sun on the beautiful Greek island of Kefalonia where we visited the beautiful Drogarati Cave, Mellisani Lake, the summit of Mount Ainos, Myrtos Beach and simply driving around the island taking in one jaw dropping view after another , something the average Dingleton such as yourself can only ever dream about!!

Anyway enough of the granny molester (remember to wait your turn Samson), its a shame that our current form is still no better, it seems that our confidence in front of goal is non existent, for me Bothroyd needs to make way for Madine as he and COG know each other that little bit better and The Machine's confidence will return I feel if he and COG are paried together, now I dont know how we played this weekend and v Southampton due to doing my bit for the shattered Greek economy, but it seems that once we have a decent pairing the goals will come and we'll get results again...Cladgism ...

UTMO