Pfffffff. Stuff and nonsense.

It was the last week of you having my account filtered and you realised the shallowness of your existence without me...But I'll enter your fantasy world and... for this week only...You'll be known as Stavros.

It was the last week of you having my account filtered and you realised the shallowness of your existence without me
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Oooohh....listen at Samson big b0ll0x 'ere eh

I guess Stavros is a little cleaner shall we say

I await your next genius quip!!

Besides, I KNOW I went there but seeing as I cannot provide any proof of my presence there i'll leave it to your little fantasy world of myself as an MASSIVE Owl supporting psuedo tourist

Changed mi mind t'is...Zorba the Smeg

Clever suff

Well, seeing as im a musician (I play guitar) myself that's quite apt for me.

Did I hear you say you'd mounted an Ainos?

Well lets say its a regular "in joke" me and the wife have unsuprisingly!!

Laugh a minute in Zorba's house...

Truth is, it's the Smegs' contraception of choice...Gawd forbid any smeglets....

oooh dear oh dear mi ol' someraulter...well maybe "up the wrong 'un" is something you need to consider before breeding yourself & your sister's/mother's little Samsonite's

Then again...suppose it takes a man to fulfill that achievement

Oh you're that man.....

...Yep myself is that man...and around 3 billion others worldwide...

Worked out your user-name...'ole,'ole, 'ole indeed....

ooohh you get cleverer by the post young Samson...ah ha, worked out why you have copyrighted, Trademarked and Reserved your rights....C um 'to my R1m

Ta for the invite...but no...

Phew...thank feck for that but seeing as you invite us on a daily basis (hence seeing as your username is a secret code), I wondered how you would like to be on the "Receiving End" of the invitation...

Blimey..I know you're infatuated with me...but!!!

Explains Chesterfield's spire I guess...

very good!!!

And how you wish you were the Compass sat at the top of it..

Get a room lads!

Yeah sorry Mike gone a bit far now...

...anyway back to more serious matters, who shall we line up with tommorow night?

We should go

Kirkland

JJ (Apparently did a good job )
Taylor
Llera
Mattock

Barkley
Semedo

Antonio
Rodri
Pecnik

COG

Think its worth trying a different formation and not 4,4,2, think its old hat and not many teams use it nowadays and maybe teams have worked out how use beat teams that employ it. Use Rodri behind COG where he'll have more freedom and play Barkley alongside Semedo then he can use his range of passing and go back and forth with Semedo protecting the back four, use Coggys strength to hold off defenders and bring the attacking 3 (Pecnik, Rodri & Antonio) into play to do their stuff.

Well to be honest I didn't think you lads wanted to talk about footy...

Jones the Moan for September's manager of the month?

Wouldnt K Hill be grumbleing if your defence had leaked 21 goals in all competitions 11 games in and losing 6 on trot...I know I bl00dy would, still its too early to write us off just yet and I know DJ will sort it, the new players just need to gell first.

And yes Barnsley have started very very well by their standards but again...its still very young is this season!!

* gel *

No need to apologise for your spelling, Smeg. I've come to the conclusion you're dyslexic...and it's not cool to make fun of dyslexics...Sorry to "disapoint" you...

Dyslexia ... there's an acropolis there int there?