PRE MATCH BANTER THREAD

I don't think Trott will relish these conditions and Pietersen as well. Similar to those in SA when both struggled.

haha shows what i know as cook is out lbw to a straight one from kahn - oh well never mind a walking wicket that cook bloody useless

Kumar is creating a great piece of rough for Harbhajan outside Stauss's off stump and Strauss is prone to lose out to spin.

Strauss making Dravid look explosive.

I think Bresnan would have been better than Broad on this wicket.



Kash
to be fair,bresnan would be better than broad on any wicket.

Lool,
Strauss falls to Zak once again. What a bunny!!!!
Looks like my predictions will turn out to correct.

Foolish shot from Stauss so early after lunch exposes the middle order too soon.

Without The Barrel bowling his little dobbers, the Indian attack look more toothless than an 80 year old sweet addict who's never visited a dentist.

50s for Trott and KP, india to throw in the towel by 6pm.

Just looked a score on sky score centre site - guess its now chucking it down & we're done for the day then...

We should get rid of the SouthAfricans asap. Else it is heading for a draw.