Friday jokes..............

comment by scrotie mcboogerballs (U9167)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
What do you do if an epeliptic has a fit in the bath?
Chuck your washing in.

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That's not very nice. My brother was epileptic and he died in the bath.

























He choked on a sock.

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How is knocking up your girlfriend like locking your keys out of your car?
The problem goes away with the aid of a coathangar.

Like your style scrotie!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them

comment by I_play_like_lucas (U8484)
posted 2 minutes ago

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard you throw them
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good man. surprised this hasn't been shut down yet

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.

comment by scrotie mcboogerballs (U9167)
posted 7 minutes ago

good man. surprised this hasn't been shut down yet

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we can at least keep it going while it lasts.

what's better than winning the special olympics?

not being ret@rded

sorry buddy, finishing work now so this is my last.

What’s brown and hides in the attic?
The Diarrhoea Of Anne Franks.

cheers scrotie, next friday. until then:

what else is better than winning the special olympics?

ishe cweam!

my mate buried his wife's body the other night. i pointed and asked him "why have you left her ass out of the ground" he replied, "well, i need somewhere to park my bike don't I"