Huddersfield Town v Cheltenham

Whoa have I been in a coma

yeah, 2-0 up against barnsley in last game..and safe...but we dropped deep and conceded the points late on, and sent barnsley fans home laughing and singing, well the 150 who were allowed to come by WY Police.

Deano sold out to Davy family and we now play on Sundays straight after rugby to save money...

Yes jp, you nodded off just before the 73rd minute of our home game with Ipswich back in February and such was the dullness of what you were witnessing, you slipped into a trance-like state.

You had everyone pretty worried mate. Deano sold The entire first team squad, re-mortgaged Canalside and rode a unicycle to Kathmandu to pay for your treatment.

Welcome back

Who would have thought in Feb that it was horse meat in the pies it was rats. Not just any rats either, foreign rats, the Daily Mail were enraged.

Still it was better then when we discovered the Rollover Dogs were actually "special sausages" made from fans who didnt stop tweeting Clibbens

Oh and jp, that's not all. When I say Deano paid for your treatment, he also came to visit you at your bedside as you lay prostrate, saliva dripping down your chin, garbling incoherently......

Turns out you impressed him somewhat. You've been appointed caretaker manager and you're in charge of the team for Sunday

Ah cheers for the heads up Novak

But no worry . Davy has an 11 year plan to get us back in the championship .

Im looking forward to JK Boots being the new half time announcer. Since he started the drag act doing things with ping pong balls I just cant work out he has really raised his game.

That's a quick plan for Davy, was expecting 100 year plan

Staying up...up...up!