Rooney?

posted 4 minutes ago
You never hear of players injuring their fat, always muscle injuries. Make of that what you will.

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How do you injure your fat anyway?

You don't think it's a tiny bit suspicious?

All the info about the United players getting private jets back to Manchester to be in the best possible condition for 2 big games in 3 days, 3 days later Ferguson says he doesn't think there are any injuries (I'm guessing these players would have been checked plus the players themselves would know of any possible injuries or niggles). Saturday no Rooney in the squad, no news from Ferguson regarding an injury, we all assume he's rested for Monday. Then Monday comes and we are told Rooney's injured, 6 days after the supposed injury.

I'm not saying it is a lie, if anything I'm surprised the red tops haven't made a meal out of the whole thing, there's enough 'evidence' to put that on the front page of The Sun.

By getting stabbed

I mean is it even possible? Is fat open to injury?

You could possibly get a fat embolism secondary to trauma.

Hmm not even going to pretend that I know what that is

A clot, but rather than blood, it's fat

It's actually a lot easier to pull fat cos they are usually standing alone and are usually desperate.

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Badum Tish!!

If you pull fat you're gona have a bad time