Rooney vs Pato

Barry, your brand of attempted wummery has to be definitively the least funny ever. Not even slightly humorous. And what's sad is it feels like you're actually trying.

Is it because he doesn't have a C you think he;s a wum or becuase he doesn't quite agree with you yet?

He's right, I'll tshange from now on. Sorry I qouldn't be a better person.

Doesn't have a C?

It's more comments like this:
Rooney danses with the ball and aktually skores. Unlike Bent who just has it easy at smaller klubs where it is easy to skore kos they aren't having to play physikal teams.

Or did you think that was intellectual input?

I would Barry's wummery is as good as Rooney's goalscoring record but nowhere near on a par with Darren Bent's who not can not only score but has a beautiful smile for the cameras afterwards rather than the aggressive undertones of his rival.

He literally has no C on his keyboard.

Just you wait till I get my c bakk

And he wrote that c by copying and pasting

I don't have a on my keyboard either. I'd opy and paste one from somewhere else, but I an't really press TRL and without a , an I?

That just doesn't make any sense to us c-less folks. I mean I know that the rest of you kan understand it, but it is just kruel to me.