LSTD Press Conference

1. Who would you rate as the top 3 managers in the league?

N21, Robin and Ludy

2. Recently some managers have failed to hand in tactics, therefore we feel maybe we could add a few more features next season to keep up the interest. Is there any ideas of what could be added/changed to this league?

not sure tbh, im quite new to the league so not really my place to say how it should be run

3. What sides have improved the most so far this season?

tbh i think over the last 6 or 7 weeks my own team Wolves have really showed some good form, hopefully that continues over the next 11 games and we can maybe finish in the top 8


4. Look at the table http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/219852

Is City out of the title race?

i think so, they would probably have a chance if it was only 1 or 2 teams in front of them then maybe, but too many teams in front of them to overhaul

5. Should the league lose 2 more teams next season?

too early to say IMO

1. Who would you rate as the top 3 managers in the league?
N21, Tranq and Fan

JET would have been first normally sure if he'd been here but going on this season.

2. Recently some managers have failed to hand in tactics, therefore we feel maybe we could add a few more features next season to keep up the interest. Is there any ideas of what could be added/changed to this league?

No.

3. What sides have improved the most so far this season?
Pompey and one of Pool/Villa/Hull.

4. Look at the table http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/219852

Is City out of the title race?

Without sorting their cm I can't see them getting top 4.

5. Should the league lose 2 more teams next season?

No.

1. Please rate every teams season in the school format (e.g. Arsenal get an A) and explain why.

2. What did you make of the title challenge this season? Is it the most exciting to date?

3. 7 teams during the season were only separated by a few points throughout the season. This meant it has been the most competitive to date. Will next season be as competitive and how do you think your team will do?

4. Who will win the remaining games?

5. Breaking news last night emerged as Toni Kroos posted on his website that he has put in a transfer request and desperately wants to leave Aston Villa. This report has since been removed due to talks with Ludy however our sources suggest that the talks werent successful in trying to convince Kroos to stay but to keep quiet until a possible transfer is completed. Will you be in for Kroos?

6. Birmingham's title challenge could be shown on You've Been Framed however Willy is convinced they can do a proper one next season. Are you convinced Willy is right or has he taken too much drugs from Holland?

7. Rex said in a recent interview with the Daily Mail that he feels his Wolves team can finish in a Champions League spot next season. What is your response to such ridiculous claims like this?

8. Who do you think will be involved in the relegation battle next season?

9. Which teams have improved the most during the season?

10. LSTD and Rooney recently had a falling out after LSTD called Rooney a backstabbing little tramp. Rooney replied with a simple hand gesture which cannot be repeated because we have Children present (Lubo and Rex). As a punishment for their behaviour we have decided to send LSTD and Rooney to a ballet camp. They have to learn how to be ballet dancers and then perform and dance together during the awards show. Are you looking forward to seeing these two dance it off together?

1. Please rate every teams season in the school format (e.g. Arsenal get an A) and explain why.

2. What did you make of the title race this season? Is it the most exciting to date?

Yes, although don't like the idea of a play off, takes the gloss of things. However, I was part-involved in the title race, so its all good

3. 7 teams during the season were only separated by a few points throughout the season. This meant it has been the most competitive to date. Will next season be as competitive and how do you think your team will do?

Next season will be, yes, Newcastle and Villa should be challenging even more now, bringing the whole League closer

4. Who will win the remaining games?

Arsenal, Chelsea and Villa

5. Breaking news last night emerged as Toni Kroos posted on his website that he has put in a transfer request and desperately wants to leave Aston Villa. This report has since been removed due to talks with Ludy however our sources suggest that the talks werent successful in trying to convince Kroos to stay but to keep quiet until a possible transfer is completed. Will you be in for Kroos?

Of course I won't be in for one of the best AM's in the League

6. Birmingham's title challenge could be shown on You've Been Framed however Willy is convinced they can do a proper one next season. Are you convinced Willy is right or has he taken too much drugs from Holland?

I would answer the question if I gave a sh it, but I don't so I meh

7. Rex said in a recent interview with the Daily Mail that he feels his Wolves team can finish in a Champions League spot next season. What is your response to such ridiculous claims like this?

Anything can happen

8. Who do you think will be involved in the relegation battle next season?

The two new boys

9. Which teams have improved the most during the season?

Utd, Birmingham, and now City too

10. LSTD and Rooney recently had a falling out after LSTD called Rooney a backstabbing little tramp. Rooney replied with a simple hand gesture which cannot be repeated because we have Children present (Lubo and Rex). As a punishment for their behaviour we have decided to send LSTD and Rooney to a ballet camp. They have to learn how to be ballet dancers and then perform and dance together during the awards show. Are you looking forward to seeing these two dance it off together?

Feck the feds

1. Please rate every teams season in the school format (e.g. Arsenal get an A) and explain why.
I don't have time for this, as Everton manager my responsibility is to rate Everton Football Club and not concern myself with other teams. I would rate Everton's season as a D-, nowhere in the cups and fighting relegation. Next season has to be better on all fronts.

2. What did you make of the title challenge this season? Is it the most exciting to date?
Its the most exciting in my time However it should be judged on head to head records if Goal Difference and Goals Scored cannot separate the two sides. That may have already been done mind.

3. 7 teams during the season were only separated by a few points throughout the season. This meant it has been the most competitive to date. Will next season be as competitive and how do you think your team will do?
I don't think we will be up there but it does monopolise the European spots with so many sides being competitive. There is easily a top tier and bottom tier, my job is to bridge the gap.

4. Who will win the remaining games?
Chelsea to complete a cup treble, but Arsenal for the league.

5. Breaking news last night emerged as Toni Kroos posted on his website that he has put in a transfer request and desperately wants to leave Aston Villa. This report has since been removed due to talks with Ludy however our sources suggest that the talks werent successful in trying to convince Kroos to stay but to keep quiet until a possible transfer is completed. Will you be in for Kroos?
I would be interested in completing a deal to bring Kroos to Everton, however we don't have the financial capabilities to bring in a player at his absolute peak nor have we the desire to uproot our squad to bring in Kroos.

6. Birmingham's title challenge could be shown on You've Been Framed however Willy is convinced they can do a proper one next season. Are you convinced Willy is right or has he taken too much drugs from Holland?
Birmingham have a quality squad and are definitely a part of the top tier I spoke of earlier. Whether or not they can maintain a title push remains to be seen, but I wouldn't write them off.

7. Rex said in a recent interview with the Daily Mail that he feels his Wolves team can finish in a Champions League spot next season. What is your response to such ridiculous claims like this?
It is ridiculous. He should be aiming higher. Everyone starts joint top of the league, everyone should have the desire to finish top, aim high and see what happens.

8. Who do you think will be involved in the relegation battle next season?
Possibly us, but ideally about four or five other sides to ensure we aren't in that scrap again.

9. Which teams have improved the most during the season?
I cant really say, I haven't been here long enough to judge everyone on that level.

10. LSTD and Rooney recently had a falling out after LSTD called Rooney a backstabbing little tramp. Rooney replied with a simple hand gesture which cannot be repeated because we have Children present (Lubo and Rex). As a punishment for their behaviour we have decided to send LSTD and Rooney to a ballet camp. They have to learn how to be ballet dancers and then perform and dance together during the awards show. Are you looking forward to seeing these two dance it off together?
Frankly, no.

1. Please rate every teams season in the school format (e.g. Arsenal get an A) and explain why.

aston villa - a
we finished at our level in the league, 8th place is the correct reflection of the level of this football club. two cup finals are a bonus.

2. What did you make of the title challenge this season? Is it the most exciting to date?

was a good one

3. 7 teams during the season were only separated by a few points throughout the season. This meant it has been the most competitive to date. Will next season be as competitive and how do you think your team will do?

i will try and maintain my target of finishing top 7

4. Who will win the remaining games?

chelsea chelsea chelsea man united

5. Breaking news last night emerged as Toni Kroos posted on his website that he has put in a transfer request and desperately wants to leave Aston Villa. This report has since been removed due to talks with Ludy however our sources suggest that the talks werent successful in trying to convince Kroos to stay but to keep quiet until a possible transfer is completed. Will you be in for Kroos?

n/a

6. Birmingham's title challenge could be shown on You've Been Framed however Willy is convinced they can do a proper one next season. Are you convinced Willy is right or has he taken too much drugs from Holland?

perfect cell is never wrong

7. Rex said in a recent interview with the Daily Mail that he feels his Wolves team can finish in a Champions League spot next season. What is your response to such ridiculous claims like this?

lol

8. Who do you think will be involved in the relegation battle next season?

the three fighting for it at the end of this season

9. Which teams have improved the most during the season?

all the top 7

10. LSTD and Rooney recently had a falling out after LSTD called Rooney a backstabbing little tramp. Rooney replied with a simple hand gesture which cannot be repeated because we have Children present (Lubo and Rex). As a punishment for their behaviour we have decided to send LSTD and Rooney to a ballet camp. They have to learn how to be ballet dancers and then perform and dance together during the awards show. Are you looking forward to seeing these two dance it off together?

pass me the bucket

A - Chelsea, 5 finals, bloody hell.
B - Pompey, top 4 and a final after failing to make europe 2 seasons ago.
C - Man U - another final, and a big improvement in first xi. Defo title challengers next year.
D - Brum - consistency, semi finals in a lot of comps, title challenge, but most important of all improved first xi

cba with the rest, but newcastle would be a z and city would be a y

2. Wasn't exciting at all until I won 2 in 7. At the end it was probably exciting for others but painful for me.

3 - this league is very competative. Regarding my club, if we win the league tomorrow then brilliant but next season will be very tough with teams improving.

4- ?, united, chelsea

5- don't need him but would be a good option.

6- he is correct

7 - Luka also did a ridiculous claim back in season 3 and he was also correct

8-
promoted clubs

9-
united, birmingham, pompey

10
is this the best you could arrange?

1. Please rate every teams season in the school format (e.g. Arsenal get an A) and explain why.
Arsenal - A win the league.
Chelsea - A Winners and in most finals.
Everyone else C and below, for best losers and below.

2. What did you make of the title challenge this season? Is it the most exciting to date?

Strange. Wasn't really exciting as Arsenal just had terrible form at the end when it should have been wrapped up sooner. Best team won in the end though.

3. 7 teams during the season were only separated by a few points throughout the season. This meant it has been the most competitive to date. Will next season be as competitive and how do you think your team will do?

Definitely more competitive. Arsenal are the only team that we feel have more quality in their squad so if we don't get top 4 will be poor from Utd.

4. Who will win the remaining games?

Already played!

5. Breaking news last night emerged as Toni Kroos posted on his website that he has put in a transfer request and desperately wants to leave Aston Villa. This report has since been removed due to talks with Ludy however our sources suggest that the talks werent successful in trying to convince Kroos to stay but to keep quiet until a possible transfer is completed. Will you be in for Kroos?

Does the pope wear a silly hat

6. Birmingham's title challenge could be shown on You've Been Framed however Willy is convinced they can do a proper one next season. Are you convinced Willy is right or has he taken too much drugs from Holland?

Elephants cannot jump.

7. Rex said in a recent interview with the Daily Mail that he feels his Wolves team can finish in a Champions League spot next season. What is your response to such ridiculous claims like this?

They can. Just need to improve their team an awful lot.

8. Who do you think will be involved in the relegation battle next season?

The teams with the lowest amount of points.

9. Which teams have improved the most during the season?

I'd have said Pompey and Utd during the season. Since the end of the season though been a lot of teams improving, Brum and City notably from those going for title.

10. LSTD and Rooney recently had a falling out after LSTD called Rooney a backstabbing little tramp. Rooney replied with a simple hand gesture which cannot be repeated because we have Children present (Lubo and Rex). As a punishment for their behaviour we have decided to send LSTD and Rooney to a ballet camp. They have to learn how to be ballet dancers and then perform and dance together during the awards show. Are you looking forward to seeing these two dance it off together?

1. Pre season is almost over and the season is upon us very soon. Are you pleased with how your pre season went?

2. How happy are you with your summer transfer business? Any late transfers still needed?

3. Which team has made the biggest improvements?

4. Which team(s) are in risk of finishing lower than they did last season?

5. Who will win the league and cups this season?

6. Will Willy eventually win a trophy? We dont think so. Hes about as successful as Wenger is at the Emirates Cup. Willy is the true specialist in failure. If there are any questions for this specialist in failure, please state them now. Hes in fecking need of help though. Someone show him the door.

7. LSTD was seen dating some Mexican chick the other day. However our sauces tell us its really a dude. How should we break the news to LSTD?

8. Rex has decided hes had enough of drinking alcohol and has announced he shall no longer drink a drop of it. What should he drink instead? Rat Poison?

Questions

1. Pre season is almost over and the season is upon us very soon. Are you pleased with how your pre season went?

We won the Stamford Bridge cup using various teams and formations so happy with that, a few younger players got a run out so happy yes

2. How happy are you with your summer transfer business? Any late transfers still needed?

Alexis Sanchez obviously the big signing for me, absolutely chuffed he has signed on at Chelsea, other first teamers to come in ar Pirlo and Benzema so again very happy..Zouma, Januzaj, Depay, Coman, Roberts etc have bright futures ahead of them, and of course Drogba is back. One more signing possibly needed

3. Which team has made the biggest improvements?
Not really been paying much attention to other teams

4. Which team(s) are in risk of finishing lower than they did last season?
Arsenal

5. Who will win the league and cups this season?
Its our turn for the league?
Its Chelseas turn for the league, If not Man Utd
We are Cup Kings

6. Will Willy eventually win a trophy? We dont think so. Hes about as successful as Wenger is at the Emirates Cup. Willy is the true specialist in failure. If there are any questions for this specialist in failure, please state them now. Hes in fecking need of help though. Someone show him the door.

Doubt he will win anything

7. LSTD was seen dating some Mexican chick the other day. However our sauces tell us its really a dude. How should we break the news to LSTD?
Tell him to bend over

8. Rex has decided hes had enough of drinking alcohol and has announced he shall no longer drink a drop of it. What should he drink instead? Rat Poison?
Poof Juice