Wish me luck feeder club fans

If this is the case it is the only time that racism is acceptable. It will show the cop how great you are

If you come accross a street junction with a big round red sign with a white dash. You enter from that side and the minimum speed limit is 30mph, cars coming the other way driving less the 30 are breaking the law.

Trees can help you stop.

Roundabouts are only there to slow you down. Drive across them and shout at the driver you crash into.

The fronts of cars are designed to crumple for safety reasons. To avoid damaging your car, drive backwards wherever possible.

When passing a crash seen, ensure you slow right down so you can have a good look.

When changing lanes on the motorway, don't bother to indicate this will just confuse people who aren't used to seeing such things. Better still, just swerve into the lane you wish to occupy without looking - this is considered 'good driving'. Should anyone question this, just say you're avoiding the 'selfish people hogging the middle lane'.

Always get to the outside lane as soon as possible when entering a motorway, don't worry people will be expecting it and they'll move out your way. Similarily, when leaving the motorway, cross all lanes as quickly as possible - preferably without indicating or looking.

No garage is in use 24 hours, just fricking park in front of it.

The "Highway Code tattoo" isn't nearly as painful as some folk try to make out.

"Give Way" is just a motorist's term for "Speed up quickly!"

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