Driving instructors are always impressed if you attempt a J-turn on your first lesson.
remember clutches need to be pressed continuously
I agree with JJG. My driving instructor on my first lesson said to me "If you're not driving over the speed limit then you're not experiencing driving to it's full potential. Put your foot down man! Beep at the old lady, she needs telling!"
Remember, crashing into other road users isn't openly encouraged.
Remember, crashing into other road users isn't openly encouraged.
Driving drunk is though
If you run down someone, make sure you reverse to finish them off
Mine enjoyed the PIT manoeuvre I pulled on the Toyota Prius I was following.
My instructor told me it was "cool and down wit it' if I drove while listening to NWA
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Don't forget to take your learner driver XL size furry dice.
I nearly ran an old lady down in one of my driving lessons. My instructor asked me what I thought I'd done wrong. I said "I didn't look before I turned into the road?"
He said "No. You didn't wind your window down and shout at the old biddy to look where she's f@*king going!"
Mirror.
Maneuver.
Signal.
Make sure your grab the gear-stick...and nothing else
When you start the car, give it a lot of rev! And say "BOOM!!! That's a effing noise that my man! Got any weed?"
It took me four times to pass my test! I failed 3 for speeding!
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Driving instructors are a nervy breed, so never, under any circumstances, engage in eye contact at any time with one.
i hope your instructor laughs at you!
"Mirror.
Maneuver.
Signal."
Window down.
W@*ker sign.
Remember any eye contact made with another driver at traffic lights is the start of a drag race.
At the traffic lights - Green means go, amber means go quickly, red means go and close eyes and scream ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!
When approaching a large complicated junction just shut your eyes and keep your hand on the horn.
Remember to cut up Eddie Stobart drivers too.
Those guys love a bit of on-road banter.
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posted on 10/8/11
Driving instructors are always impressed if you attempt a J-turn on your first lesson.
posted on 10/8/11
Have fun
posted on 10/8/11
remember clutches need to be pressed continuously
posted on 10/8/11
I agree with JJG. My driving instructor on my first lesson said to me "If you're not driving over the speed limit then you're not experiencing driving to it's full potential. Put your foot down man! Beep at the old lady, she needs telling!"
posted on 10/8/11
Remember, crashing into other road users isn't openly encouraged.
posted on 10/8/11
Remember, crashing into other road users isn't openly encouraged.
Driving drunk is though
posted on 10/8/11
If you run down someone, make sure you reverse to finish them off
posted on 10/8/11
Mine enjoyed the PIT manoeuvre I pulled on the Toyota Prius I was following.
posted on 10/8/11
My instructor told me it was "cool and down wit it' if I drove while listening to NWA
posted on 10/8/11
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posted on 10/8/11
Don't forget to take your learner driver XL size furry dice.
posted on 10/8/11
I nearly ran an old lady down in one of my driving lessons. My instructor asked me what I thought I'd done wrong. I said "I didn't look before I turned into the road?"
He said "No. You didn't wind your window down and shout at the old biddy to look where she's f@*king going!"
posted on 10/8/11
Mirror.
Maneuver.
Signal.
posted on 10/8/11
I hated driving lessons.
posted on 10/8/11
Make sure your grab the gear-stick...and nothing else
posted on 10/8/11
When you start the car, give it a lot of rev! And say "BOOM!!! That's a effing noise that my man! Got any weed?"
posted on 10/8/11
It took me four times to pass my test! I failed 3 for speeding!
posted on 10/8/11
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posted on 10/8/11
Driving instructors are a nervy breed, so never, under any circumstances, engage in eye contact at any time with one.
posted on 10/8/11
i hope your instructor laughs at you!
posted on 10/8/11
"Mirror.
Maneuver.
Signal."
Window down.
W@*ker sign.
posted on 10/8/11
Remember any eye contact made with another driver at traffic lights is the start of a drag race.
posted on 10/8/11
At the traffic lights - Green means go, amber means go quickly, red means go and close eyes and scream ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!!
posted on 10/8/11
When approaching a large complicated junction just shut your eyes and keep your hand on the horn.
posted on 10/8/11
Remember to cut up Eddie Stobart drivers too.
Those guys love a bit of on-road banter.
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