I don't know about the rest of you but I'm getting fed up with these unrealistic lists of potential managers. What we need is passion, discipline and entertaining football. So I thought I'd put together a more realistic list. Feel free to add your own suggestions.
Giacomo Casanova; this Venetian maestro has a reputation for always being up for it. He would certainly have plenty of passion!
Pol Pot; would take the club back to basics (well year zero anyway). Any lazy midfielders would get proper re-education.
Bruce Forsyth; who knows more about the world of entertainment than 137 year old Sir Brucie? With him at the helm we would be guaranteed entertainment on Saturday afternoon.
That Short List in Full:
posted on 11/12/13
Rule out Bruce Forsyth Mizzy, you can imagine the headlines when we suffer another heavy defeat, "Wednesday take another blow to the chin", etc,etc., it's just not worth it.
posted on 11/12/13
Love the idea of Pol Pot personally, sod pride or money as motivation which haven't worked for years anyway, the simple matter of playing for your life should get through to the most mentally re_tarded footballer, even Gary Neville, slightly disturbed about his red, or rather Rouge, connections, well and having been dead for a decade but it seems worth a gamble, what could go wrong
posted on 12/12/13
Year Zero at The Wednesday. Maybe it's just what's needed. Grasp the nettle by the roots (not Joe Root he's a wrong in...) and all that...
What song is there for Mr. Pot?
posted on 12/12/13
I'd like Darth Vader... a bit Wilko-lite but gritty.
posted on 12/12/13
Sparty, we had a deluded manager/leader in Dave Jones
Who do you reckon will be in charge then? Dave Jones perhaps?
posted on 12/12/13
Back to basics??? Our tactics (if there is any) are pretty too basic...hoooooooffff, lose it, wait ten mins to get it back, get it back, hoooofffff, lose it, wait ten mins to get it back, get it back, hooooooffff...jeez, it's like Tom Cruise's next film, "The Edge of Tomorrow"...surely we'll get stronger...perhaps not eh!!!!!
Nah sod Pol Pot, gimme some Brucie Bonus...not done bad at Barca, now they DO entertain
P.S. I don't mind saying how tihs (bloody mods ) we are Spartz before you start
posted on 13/12/13
Wow, this one has drawn out some blasts from the past! I saw Oval on another thread also. Welcome back all. I think we need to re-open the Clay Owl, what dyer think?
posted on 13/12/13
Not a bad idea, as they say "we're dead but we won't lie down"
As for Pol, surely we could run out to "killer"?
posted on 13/12/13
Aye, let's reopen the old Clay Owl
posted on 16/12/13
Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedy's.
That is a tune... Get Mr. Pot in now Mandy.