Garollius Megsoninni.

Its happening, I spoke to his toupe stylist. Who reckons 150% defo that Mandaric is going to do an almighty U-turn and go cap in hand to His Holiness Pope Garollius Megsoninni.


Before you know it the phrase 'clunking and athletic' will be the soundtrack on the Kop.

One- Nil, back of the net.

I'll have a pint of what you're on shib

But if you do have a pint of surgical spirits (the white lady) Mike then your next 'potential managers' list may become fanciful and unrealistic due to being pished.

The three candidates you've suggested all make complete sense to me at the moment and are quite frankly, very realistic - I would not be surprised if Milan Mandaric posts a response on this thread at some point today.

One reservation I have though, is Pol Pot. I think he's a bit old fashioned for the direction of the club. If you'd said Genghis Khan I'd have gone with that because he knows this type of situation.

"Genghis never lost a single battle in his life." - Khosbayar, Mongol Weapons Expert

Khan has a100% win rate.

Pol Pot, although he ran the US army very close has a 0% win rate - therefore wrong man for us at the moment; maybe one for the future IMHO?

UTO

Aren't we forgetting Alexander the Great?


One of the greatest conquerers of all time and the man who solved the problem of the Gordianwatson Knot.

Get realistic!

We want somebody who's going to live past 27 and not burger off to India.

That rules out Gandhi then

Hmmm... It's a shame Greno. Gandhi could've managed on a tight budget.

I don't think we'd attract ATG either.

Mebbe Alaric The Visigoth -ATV, Short term until the summer?

That Pol Pot can sing as well, cracking tenor.

That's convinced me! Pot it is!

Kim Il Sung...Surely a totally deluded leader is what you're crying out for?

And here he is, singing your song Sparty:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

Fook me it's Lazarus himself. Sparty you MASSIVE cockhole, which farmer unearthed you from your mud pit? Great input again

WAWAW?

Rule out Bruce Forsyth Mizzy, you can imagine the headlines when we suffer another heavy defeat, "Wednesday take another blow to the chin", etc,etc., it's just not worth it.

Love the idea of Pol Pot personally, sod pride or money as motivation which haven't worked for years anyway, the simple matter of playing for your life should get through to the most mentally re_tarded footballer, even Gary Neville, slightly disturbed about his red, or rather Rouge, connections, well and having been dead for a decade but it seems worth a gamble, what could go wrong

Year Zero at The Wednesday. Maybe it's just what's needed. Grasp the nettle by the roots (not Joe Root he's a wrong in...) and all that...

What song is there for Mr. Pot?

I'd like Darth Vader... a bit Wilko-lite but gritty.

Sparty, we had a deluded manager/leader in Dave Jones

Who do you reckon will be in charge then? Dave Jones perhaps?

Back to basics??? Our tactics (if there is any) are pretty too basic...hoooooooffff, lose it, wait ten mins to get it back, get it back, hoooofffff, lose it, wait ten mins to get it back, get it back, hooooooffff...jeez, it's like Tom Cruise's next film, "The Edge of Tomorrow"...surely we'll get stronger...perhaps not eh!!!!!

Nah sod Pol Pot, gimme some Brucie Bonus...not done bad at Barca, now they DO entertain

P.S. I don't mind saying how tihs (bloody mods ) we are Spartz before you start

Wow, this one has drawn out some blasts from the past! I saw Oval on another thread also. Welcome back all. I think we need to re-open the Clay Owl, what dyer think?

Not a bad idea, as they say "we're dead but we won't lie down"

As for Pol, surely we could run out to "killer"?

Aye, let's reopen the old Clay Owl

Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedy's.

That is a tune... Get Mr. Pot in now Mandy.