Grim TOWN 2-3 Sparkling TOWN

JSS to Blundell
89.4 miles, ....& just 16 SQUID to get in & see this FA Cup 3rd round tie,
10 SQUID for Owd grumpy gits & Stewed Ants.
4 SQUID for uninterested Brats who have been made to go.

MARINERS v TERRIERS.
CODference high fryers v ChampionSHIP improvers.

Last round, the Harry Haddocks made hard work of dispatching League two
bottom side Northampton ! OK they won 2-0, but it took them an hour to break 'em darn, & added another late on.
They also only managed a draw against the local Imp's (Lincoln City) 1-1 in their last league game. (The Shaymen did them 5-1 !)
They get good crowds though, 3500 & 5,000+ respectively .
Town have sold 1,500 of the 1.900 allocation already.
So 6 thou plus is a possibility.

Who'll play for Town ?
Vaughan's Injury.. Sounds FISHY to me.
Stead, On his way out, it's hard CHIPS for him.
too many mid fielders DRIFTING in & out of the side.
FLOUNDERing ..left on the bench.
It's HIGH TIDE some of them sorted themselves out, & FRIED to win back their PLAICE in the side.

'COD almighty' shouted Mirf from the stand..'Tighten your studs & stop SKATEing around you POLLOCK' as Paterson got BATTERED yet again.

despite Robins having to TRAWL through his player list, He must be a contented SOLE after recent performances,
Even Oil the Codfather must assume this result will be Cut & FRIED with a win for Town.

However TOWN fans watch out !
take care as the local Scooter boys will be out for this one
The CODrophenians are partial to BITS of A SALT & BATTERY in and around the back streets, Lets not be having any head injuries wrapped up in VINEGAR & NewsPAPER ..although,
The Local FRYING squad be out & about keeping a BIRDSEYE on things.

TOWN fan SP'HUDD'S who lives in Cleethorpes told me to
tell any Town fan who wants to stay over night can get HOOKED up & stay at his PLAICE...no need to go TRAWLING around the B&B's That'll save the wallet from another BATTERING.
And 38 ! Don't go picking the BONES out of the PLAICE....all these BITS of information are free.
38 would have us believe (oh how he loved that shirt ) that all the Cod heads stink of prostitutes knickers & walk round looking like they've been sucking nettles
Match reports are thin on the ground these days...Just saying.

Consider that,
In 1950. Grimsby was the largest & busiest fish port in the World !
In 1970 there were still 400 Trawlers operating out of the Port..
2013. just 5 Trawlers are based there.
(there are more boats operating out of that port servicing the Wind farms in the North sea, than doing any fishing..Yet 13,000 tons of Cod & Haddock gets shipped in from Iceland frozen in containers each year)

What to expect on the day .
Light rain,
Max temp 7c (45oF)
Sun set is at almost 4pm.
Southerly wind at 16mph....
The beach should be OK for 'Drifting' that motor....with low tide at 13:45 Perfect. DAKAR wanna be's Enjoy .


My fellow TOWN fans will be giving out awards as Follows:-

BATTERED award sponsored by HYDY for the most 'Gormless' comment.
comment awarded by Jacko for the most antagonistic reply.
The awarded by LV69 for the most Jokeitically correct one liner.
& Waltz award for the most sarcastic offering...
You can FINDUS at the HAPPY HADDOCK in Brighouse to pick up your prize.

Special consideration going out to MYTH terrier, who is doing a sponsored cycle to the game with HYDY to raise funds for Commercialmen Clibbs & Jarvo who are in need of common sense treatment after failing to provide additional tickets for Derby fans who wanted more ! Yet more than 1000 seats remained empty..?

All InterTitty rail travel info provided by WAKEY...Where to Drink, How to Drink, Best stuff to drink, Better than that stuff..to Drink, When to Drink,
& of course author of the best selling "I'll drink to that".

MIRF to give free rally driving tips on the beach at low tide..sponsored by Skoda.

WALTZ giving tips on 'How to travel alone- A TOWN too far'.

And not forgetting the younger fans.. JACKO will be going through 'Tricks-n- Tips' on how to ...Get in for Less ! The scams & Secrets the club doesn't want you to know

COD Almighty ! is that the Time ...................
(can you believe s-p-u-d is a banned word ???????????)