👏 That'll do me Darn, great play on words, love it! Five glistening fish eyes from me! 👀

Town may be fishing to haul another bulging net today, full of goals. They were a bit carp against Burnley, but still managed to bag a couple of goals against one the tightest defences in the league.

Grimsby may be left groupering to score, if Town stop the leaks in the main brace. I was speaking to my mate, John Dory and he reckons that Grimsby are no gizzard shads. He says that if they get their skates on, they could be on to a flier. However, another mate, Molly Miller, reckons Huddersfield will be brill and win. So, who knows?

I may be writing cobblers, but I think it could be a very tench match. I know Darn doesn't give a flying fish for low scoring games, I may perch on the fence and go for a draw, I'm not sure, I wouldn't be the only sole.

I do hope Paterson keeps scoring, of late he only needs a whiff of the goals to bang one in!

Well, I don't want to be in a position to grunt, come the end of the tie; I've also made my mind up on the score. I've got a great feeling about this one, two nil to Town (Huddersfield).

There's fifteen references to fish in my post above, can you spot 'em?

5 fish finger blasting 's from me Darn

(Too much info warning)

Somefin fishy is going on around my plaice! I mostly sleep all "natural" to get some air to the scallops and (love) muscle.

However twice now, I've woke up with a T - shirt and some boxers on

I just thought I'd share that bit of randomness with you, cos it has scared the sh ite out of me!

Any road, town will win 1-4

Hydy, Darn.

Brilliant Darn

Hydy

By Cod Darn, that's taking the mushy peas...added to Hydy's bit of curry sauce it give your post a fulsome flavour.

5 star fishes from me old you cockleshell you

Have got a bad feeling about this one, hopefully we'll wrap this up and hake home the win..for entry into the last 32...Deano wants to catch a big fish in the next round to swell clubs coffers, so I hope we don't get salt and peppered and sent home with our tails between our legs...

What a carp thread darn

Only codding...five from me

Pollocks to you all ! Town to win 3-1. Huddersfield that is.

If pato and wardy play we will put these minnows in their plaice and come 5 ocklock the grimsby keepers sure to have a full net

Five stinking trawlers from me!!

Anyone know of any 'safe' boozers to drink in pre match?
Met the brother in law before match at burnley, he took me in 'the turf'!!!!!! flipping fish eyes with an extra helping of cockles and mussels alivalivo, I've no idea how I didn't get 'battered'
So any safe pubs nearby would be appreciated.
Town win 4-0 ward 1st scorer

The Minnows have everything to gain and nowt to lose, so I expect a Brill game with Town just about edging it, otherwise we'll look a right bunch of R' Soles.

Personally, I'll be staying at home and kicking my Eels, although I'm hoping to Tuna into Radio Leeds for the highlight's and come Barramundi morning, we can all sit down and digest what the papers have to say.

PS: Anyone know whether Hoyley and his crew are doing their usual sponsored Pike ride to Grimsby?

Cant see em knocking us of our perch

Eey we used to pack em in like sardines at leeds road

WTF! This match thread is very fishy! I can't put my fish finger on it.

I think with all this fishy talk, the lot of you need to go and see a brain sturgeon....

Badumfckingtsh

But seriously. To a man, you're all mental

We're all (fisherman's) friends on here

Cant see em knocking us of our perch
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What, 1 win in 6?

All we need is for Town to put in an e-Fish-ant and Porpoise full performance and we'll all be having a Whale of a time come Saturday teatime.

I just hope we come out of it injury free and that no one gets a kick in the Tentacles and lets hope we pass the ball around and don't have too many Shellfish players, who try to do it all on their own.

Anyhow did anyone have any Coral singers around during Xmas? Personally, I had my mate Ray around to give a rendition of my favourite song "Salmon - chanted evening" and I tipped him a couple of Squid for his efforts.

"Kelp!, Kelp!" I can't stand any more of these fish puns, let me out of this Plaice, before someone also kicks me in the Tentacles, or Batters me over the head with a Tad-pole.

Correct me if I'm wrong Harrogate, but haven't you only won one in six too?

Made yasen look a bit of a kipper there!

A good win and we'll all be Tanked up....boom boom

Correct me if I'm wrong Harrogate, but haven't you only won one in six too?

Made yasen look a bit of a kipper there!

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I would have made myself look a bit of a kipper had I said we had won more than 2 in 6, but didn't, so, yeah.

Just found it amusing cowshed thinks your on a 'perch'.

It's all fish related ya big turbot

Lost 3 in 9....

W4 D2 L3

Way to miss the entire bloody point Harrogate

Don't come (stickle)back until you're loaded with a keepnet full of aquatic puns

Hope that didn't make me come across as some kind of basstard