So any ideas on a pub pre match??

Apparently Bingley the old leaking boot (proper name) has been demolished

So a pint in the stands is your best bet.

Cheers Hydy.
Was hoping to grab one beforehand, but will have to settle for one int ground instead.
Will check on here int morning and see if anyone has any other ideas.

enjoy the match

If you're stuck, you could try "The Tickled Trout" on the Fish Dock, who sell the full range of Bass Ales.

Do us a favour bingley.....go to the uplink van and ask em what sat they are uplinking to...eg 45e or 7w etc....they arent usually encrypted and then I can watch the match.....the 2 nordic chanels showing it I havent a sub for.....live int us on fox sports too

Right !
Who's got CRABS around their COCKLES after this FLEETive season then
That'll make for a CHOPPY ride to Blundell.

If Vaughan plays...Lets hope he's supple in the MUSSEL'S when those balls get LOBSTERED into the box.
Trouble is, the LINEMAN could play a part there. & if he WAVES his flag..the REEFeree might WHELK blow his
The CODHEADS defense will be putting in a DOGGED bank performance to keep our Attack at BAY...! lets hope the ball BUOY's are NEWTral & don't
SHARK their responsibilities

It gets worse
I am told Dr SHOAL sandals are ideal for walking the CORALed streets in Cleethorpes..but there again, You'll look a right LAGOON...

So Bingley...
Enjoy your pre match gALE...
RECORDALIG what you witNETS & give uz a run Darn when you get back ...

Great response guys ,
Is this just the tip of the ICEBERG !!!!!

O'd on Flower.......
DARN we go again......

comment by hydywirralterrier (U3097)
posted 8 hours, 35 minutes ago
Correct me if I'm wrong Harrogate, but haven't you only won one in six too?

Made yasen look a bit of a kipper there!
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😂 Left floundering there LUFC Harrogate! Like a right clownfish. 👍

Yeah....
You're up for 3 awards at this stage I'd say HARRY-HADDOCK-Gate.
Gormless.
Antagonistic,
& Sarcastic.
WHITING would you want to CLAM a position like SPAT ?

Can we AVOID the follow on

beyond Hopuse-less.
Our Top order aren't even comparable to their tail enders !

Also....
Haven't we anyone in the nation that can send one darn quicker than 135kph ?
They are calling our quick's medium pace now on the commentary

Big clean out..starting at the top.
fresh clean start.

Typical isn't it? The one time our middle order show some fight is after a top order collapse.

We're actually 78 for 1 since the debacle of the morning session.

23/5

As for playing spin.....

Lyon is as garden variety as you can get at international level and he's had 17 wickets this series! I'd back myself to make 50 off his bowling and my "career" batting average was under 15

I'd be dancing down the wicket like Fred Astaire. "Have that ya balding cockbadger" I would chirp as another six was lost in the Sydney sky.

27-0 already....?

don't know why i'm up watching the last rites...even if we get them to 88-5 we know the Ozzies will still rattle up 350 or so...

hey up drinks ? they've only been on 10 minutes...are we time wasting

Another view point.

If the Aussie top order batsmen had to face their own bowling...I think they too would struggle much the same as or top order ! The Aussie bowling attack seem to have a good 10kph extra pace over our lads.

So it could be argued, That efficiency of the Antipodean middle order & tail end batsman are the significant difference between these two sides.
We'll see when the Aussie's come up against the South Africans in due course.

They'd certainly face a tougher test that's for sure.

Our undoing has been our shot selection...wafting at wide balls down both sides and some of the leaves have been simply awful. Cook's LBW this morning was a prime example. Warner would struggle because every ball is a boundary attempt for that mentalist, but you just can't see the likes of Clarke and Rogers getting out to the shots we have done.

Lyon is a buffet bowler, we have played some truly appalling shots against him. The English batsmen should have targeted him just like they targeted Swann. Pathetic.

Bang on Wethers. Broad came out this morning and immediately hoiked him for 6 & 4 in consecutive deliveries. If the tail can do that then the top and middle order should have absolutely filled their boots against him.

Imagine Warner facing spin like that. He'd get 100 off 5 overs ffs

Darn, this thread is supposedly about Town v Grimsby, not England v Australia. I know your game, desperately trying to get more comments on your match thread. I see right through your rickety plan! You've tried this before you sly sea dog.

Grimsby v Town is featured game on BBC radio5 live (MW 909) today...

plus also...


Wiziwig are streaming it. www.wiziwig.tv/competition.php?&part=sports&discipline=football&archive=no&allowedDays=7

and


www.vipboxuk.co/sports/football.html

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Right. Who'd like to talk about the latest DAKAR results/News <biggin>

Hydy, just spoken to the miserable fish smelling tosspot at the uplink van for SIS live. He was about as much use as a chocolate teapot!! Wouldn't help at all.

Just spoke to a Grimsby can who says its also being shown on Al Jazeerah channel, if that helps!!

All those fish mentioned in previous posts have all been put in a bucket near the entrances because it stinks round here!!

Now in the ground, stood in Scotties bar having a beer.
they've got chairs, sofas and sky tv, and no smell of fish!!
Result!!

it's on Firstrow.eu also, where i'll be watching..

Mark Chapman from 5 live is presenting the programme at Blundell Park.