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What would you do?

Simple question really, what is the first thing you would do if you were suddenly put in to be the manager? This is purely hypothetical and not another Moyes out article.

It has to be realistic and not something ridiculous like "I would buy 3 cms and a left back", I just want to get a general feel as to what people think is the most dire issue that needs addressing.

posted on 31/1/14

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - MoyesIn, MoyesOut, ya shake it all about (U2958)
posted 25 seconds ago
6m a year
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I spent 2 mil on hair gel And tracksuits
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posted on 31/1/14

I would make my training methods more dinosaurish ... Rooney chasing t-rexs... Mata surfing teradactles ... Kagawa eating triceratops etcs

posted on 31/1/14

comment by Roy'sKeane (U11635)
posted 23 minutes ago
book fergie on a year long round the world cruise

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This.

It has always been a concern to me, the effect of him still being around.

I can remember the same thing happening when Sir Matt retired.

comment by Benched (U7195)

posted on 31/1/14

Did Fergie not help clinch the Mata deal? Not a bad influence to have around.

Anyways he'll be busier now with these UEFA roles.

posted on 31/1/14

If I was put in as manager, I´d sack Phil Neville just to his wife cry again. Yes madam, lighting can strike twice. Now off ya pop.

posted on 31/1/14

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/paddy-alex.png

First things first. Break the glass.

posted on 31/1/14

Did Fergie not help clinch the Mata deal?

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Did he, first I have heard of it.

posted on 31/1/14

comment by Postman Van Persie. Only a Mata of time (U1664)
posted 2 hours, 35 minutes ago
switch to a 4231 formation and bring in another defensive coach
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I agree with this, especially the need to coach the defence. A few in the media and on ja have said that we should buy a another centre back but i don't think personnel is the issue i think they need to be coached properly.

posted on 31/1/14

"Don't you want us to win?"

Vidicschin

Can't you read?

posted on 31/1/14

"If I was suddenly put in as manager I would hire out a venue, get in a load of charlie and have a huge party with my mates. After all, you've just received a contract paying you millions a year."

What if one of the midget hookers (there would be midget hookers right) sold her story to the press, you got sacked before you even had your first paycheck through, and found yourself thousands of pounds in debt to a drug dealer?!

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