A Medical For Work!?

Groovy......u a soldier.....!?

Nice one.....much respect.

Was a serviceman,now demobbed.

groovy

Should of told aye but its dead accurate I am only 20 and already got 5 weans

Horses for courses that should of gone down well you would think

It was in a freezing cold drill hall,he caught me on a bad day,it went into hiding.

Aye right sounds like the same defence George tried on Seinfeld

Groovy

What were/are you in?

I was Royal Signal. Left in August after 13 years.

Joe Chalmers on loan to Falkirk
Great to see we are finally getting the young boys out playing real fitba and Falkirk sounds a good move as they are from what you hear one of the youth success stories

I had to go for a medical for a new job once. It was very thorough and took ages, making me late for my next appointment. Then at the end the doctor said he needed me to leave urine,sperm and stool samples. I didn't have time for all that so I just left my underpants.

I had a mate who joined my old company. Full medical. Blood test n everything to check for STD's...
... Gonohrea, chlamydia, Herpes, HIV..

A week later he goes back for the results. The medic says.. "Your results have all come back positive".

He was delighted

So he was just an incurable romantic?