Doctor had to use both hands for the "Cough" bit.
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Have a yearly healthy check at wrk....hearing....sight....BP.....and breathing.......pretty decent.
And the nurse is all voluptuous......
Oh....and going slightly deaf in my right ear.....
I had one not long ago. The doctor said he was inserting his finger in my rect um, but he had a hand on each of my shoulders.
My medical when I joined the army,after the cough episode,the medical officer remarked "you're not very well made lad"
There was me thinking you only had to fight them.
Half
Not so much just related to this but know anytime you telt by medical folk this might hurt a bit you know its gonna fecking kill.
Least you do if you remember back to being a wean when they used to tell ya this wont hurt a bit and it always fecking did
Groovy......u a soldier.....!?
Nice one.....much respect.
Was a serviceman,now demobbed.
groovy
Should of told aye but its dead accurate I am only 20 and already got 5 weans
Horses for courses that should of gone down well you would think
It was in a freezing cold drill hall,he caught me on a bad day,it went into hiding.
Aye right sounds like the same defence George tried on Seinfeld
Groovy
What were/are you in?
I was Royal Signal. Left in August after 13 years.
Joe Chalmers on loan to Falkirk
Great to see we are finally getting the young boys out playing real fitba and Falkirk sounds a good move as they are from what you hear one of the youth success stories
I had to go for a medical for a new job once. It was very thorough and took ages, making me late for my next appointment. Then at the end the doctor said he needed me to leave urine,sperm and stool samples. I didn't have time for all that so I just left my underpants.
I had a mate who joined my old company. Full medical. Blood test n everything to check for STD's...
... Gonohrea, chlamydia, Herpes, HIV..
A week later he goes back for the results. The medic says.. "Your results have all come back positive".
He was delighted
So he was just an incurable romantic?
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posted on 31/1/14
Doctor had to use both hands for the "Cough" bit.
posted on 31/1/14
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 31/1/14
Have a yearly healthy check at wrk....hearing....sight....BP.....and breathing.......pretty decent.
And the nurse is all voluptuous......
posted on 31/1/14
Oh....and going slightly deaf in my right ear.....
posted on 31/1/14
I had one not long ago. The doctor said he was inserting his finger in my rect um, but he had a hand on each of my shoulders.
posted on 31/1/14
posted on 31/1/14
posted on 31/1/14
My medical when I joined the army,after the cough episode,the medical officer remarked "you're not very well made lad"
There was me thinking you only had to fight them.
posted on 31/1/14
Half
Not so much just related to this but know anytime you telt by medical folk this might hurt a bit you know its gonna fecking kill.
Least you do if you remember back to being a wean when they used to tell ya this wont hurt a bit and it always fecking did
posted on 31/1/14
Groovy......u a soldier.....!?
Nice one.....much respect.
posted on 31/1/14
Was a serviceman,now demobbed.
posted on 31/1/14
groovy
Should of told aye but its dead accurate I am only 20 and already got 5 weans
Horses for courses that should of gone down well you would think
posted on 31/1/14
It was in a freezing cold drill hall,he caught me on a bad day,it went into hiding.
posted on 31/1/14
Aye right sounds like the same defence George tried on Seinfeld
posted on 31/1/14
Groovy
What were/are you in?
I was Royal Signal. Left in August after 13 years.
posted on 31/1/14
Joe Chalmers on loan to Falkirk
Great to see we are finally getting the young boys out playing real fitba and Falkirk sounds a good move as they are from what you hear one of the youth success stories
posted on 31/1/14
I had to go for a medical for a new job once. It was very thorough and took ages, making me late for my next appointment. Then at the end the doctor said he needed me to leave urine,sperm and stool samples. I didn't have time for all that so I just left my underpants.
posted on 31/1/14
I had a mate who joined my old company. Full medical. Blood test n everything to check for STD's...
... Gonohrea, chlamydia, Herpes, HIV..
A week later he goes back for the results. The medic says.. "Your results have all come back positive".
He was delighted
posted on 31/1/14
So he was just an incurable romantic?
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