Get Set For Summer

Look to get away this summer
Treat yourself and book a unique PG tours holiday
What better way to get away from the stresses of your football team.

Leaving Bolton in your luxury Sherpa Van (no Mot assured)

You first visit one of the nation’s Wildlife Park's
Don’t leave the bus rear doors open ! Have your photo taken with Gary the Ginger Gorilla giving you the finger
Give a cheery wave to your old friend at the Walrus enclosure, enjoy a Stelios European Award winning Kebab in the Giannakopoulos café
Top up your tan with a Brown’s tanning safari ride
Kangaroo boxing, beat Skippy and win a refund. Don’t lose you will get the Look What You Could Have Won Booby prize DVD video showing Tony Popovic drinking a celebration Fosters from his teams trophy’s
Dance into the night to the tunes of James Brown with JJ your DJ

Overnight to Wales
The relaxing location of that wonderful TV series and ex holiday Camp
Wake up to the famous cries “ I am not a Football Manager I am a Freedman"
Have a mini brain wash in the Chairman’s chair, find out if Leroy really is the messiah.
Prizes galore if spot a genuine summer signing.
Take the Miner’s dispute history ride you can be assured of seeing more than one striker here
Free cold drinks provided due to Kettle safety switch failure

Off to Yorkshire
We stop to meet scruffy old Owen not to be confused with the late Bill Owen
Experience the thrills of roaming the dales in shorts and the sport of Haggis throwing. Win prizes if you hit Owen as he runs downhill seeking his next crazy adventure. Free Ping Pong and gentle exercise lessons after lunch
Meet those loveable old men down the famous pub Super John the American tourist, Tubby Tony Kelly provides a darts challenge
Join in the Ecky Thump battle with SKD beating tourist from Leeds back to their coaches and away.

Finally we stop over in Liverpool
Join Ken Todd and his Diddy men featuring Little Sam
A day full of promises and nothing delivered you are sure to feel as let down as Pam here.
Left Back is missing off your Sherpa Van as you start your hunt for a left back through the leafy streets of Toxteth wearing your surprise MU kit watching out for the youth policy shooting up as you go.
All you can eat Bin Dip Buffet

Returning via traditional tramp along the Manchester Ship Canal
Watch the on board video of bygone days on your leisurely cruise don’t forget your protection it’s bound to be a White Hot day
Try helicopter spotting at Barton before your PG tours leader waves you a farewell salute.
As you approach Salford Quays with your new found holiday friends you might lucky and see an old face or the historic pile of bricks from the Reebok washing down prawn sandwiches with a stella

Arriving home refreshed
You will soon look forward to your next PG tour

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