Crap Jokes - Football - Premier League - Chelsea

comment by The future is bright ........ the future's UNITED!!!! (U8501)

posted on 18/8/11

comment by Ashley Coles Right Foot (U8355)

great one!pure brilliance!

posted on 18/8/11

I knew a woman whose name was G@y and got married, became G@y Man.

True story. Why she took his last name, I'll never know!

comment by KnottyAshTaxDodger. (U8934)

posted on 18/8/11

If Whoopi Goldberg married Gerard Depardieu her married name would be Whoopi Depardieu

comment by bluespensioner (U6049)

posted on 18/8/11

KnottyAsh

He said "crap jokes" .... but that is worse than that !

comment by KnottyAshTaxDodger. (U8934)

posted on 18/8/11

whoopidoopydoo

comment by bluespensioner (U6049)

posted on 18/8/11

OK .... try this one

If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing, she'd be Whoopie Cushing

comment by Our Bald Manager > Yours (U1641)

posted on 18/8/11

The amuont of fun the papaers will have if we sign Hazard...

comment by The Stigs student cousin! ... Fernando Torres is just the boy that i used to know. (U8124)

posted on 18/8/11

luka to kaka to kakuta to lukaku to daniel.

comment by Our Bald Manager > Yours (U1641)

posted on 18/8/11

It isn't as bad as Liverpool, who could one day have a front line of N'goo-N'Gog-Amoo

comment by Lump of Celery - Let's Talk About Cesc (U8355)

posted on 18/8/11

The Blue Kenyan ¡Viva Sturridge! (U1641)
"who could one day have a front line of N'goo-N'Gog-Amoo"

If Wenger goes to pool they'll be managed by Mr Magoo.