My sister's friend got married and became Jenny Hill, not great but always made me laugh
I was thinking the other day what if we got Kaka as well as Modric. A commentator could end up saying LukaLukakuKakaKalou
I have a friend called Luke Right. After 12 years it's still funny for everyone to stand up and turn your head to the right whenever he walks in a room.
If Oriol Romeu marries Romelu Lukaku then you get Romelu Romeu
comment by Ashley Coles Right Foot (U8355)
great one!pure brilliance!
I knew a woman whose name was G@y and got married, became G@y Man.
True story. Why she took his last name, I'll never know!
If Whoopi Goldberg married Gerard Depardieu her married name would be Whoopi Depardieu
KnottyAsh
He said "crap jokes" .... but that is worse than that !
OK .... try this one
If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing, she'd be Whoopie Cushing
The amuont of fun the papaers will have if we sign Hazard...
luka to kaka to kakuta to lukaku to daniel.
It isn't as bad as Liverpool, who could one day have a front line of N'goo-N'Gog-Amoo
The Blue Kenyan ¡Viva Sturridge! (U1641)
"who could one day have a front line of N'goo-N'Gog-Amoo"
If Wenger goes to pool they'll be managed by Mr Magoo.
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posted on 18/8/11
My sister's friend got married and became Jenny Hill, not great but always made me laugh
posted on 18/8/11
I was thinking the other day what if we got Kaka as well as Modric. A commentator could end up saying LukaLukakuKakaKalou
posted on 18/8/11
I have a friend called Luke Right. After 12 years it's still funny for everyone to stand up and turn your head to the right whenever he walks in a room.
posted on 18/8/11
If Oriol Romeu marries Romelu Lukaku then you get Romelu Romeu
posted on 18/8/11
comment by Ashley Coles Right Foot (U8355)
great one!pure brilliance!
posted on 18/8/11
I knew a woman whose name was G@y and got married, became G@y Man.
True story. Why she took his last name, I'll never know!
posted on 18/8/11
If Whoopi Goldberg married Gerard Depardieu her married name would be Whoopi Depardieu
posted on 18/8/11
KnottyAsh
He said "crap jokes" .... but that is worse than that !
posted on 18/8/11
whoopidoopydoo
posted on 18/8/11
OK .... try this one
If Whoopie Goldberg married Peter Cushing, she'd be Whoopie Cushing
posted on 18/8/11
The amuont of fun the papaers will have if we sign Hazard...
posted on 18/8/11
luka to kaka to kakuta to lukaku to daniel.
posted on 18/8/11
It isn't as bad as Liverpool, who could one day have a front line of N'goo-N'Gog-Amoo
posted on 18/8/11
The Blue Kenyan ¡Viva Sturridge! (U1641)
"who could one day have a front line of N'goo-N'Gog-Amoo"
If Wenger goes to pool they'll be managed by Mr Magoo.
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