Women have just got no sense of humour. I swapped the wrappers round on the wife's chocolate bars.
She hasn't half got her snickers in a twix
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comment by Hot Blooded - Gimme All Your Lovern (U1827)
posted on 30/7/14
When I was working at Tesco today, a customer was being rude to me, so I scanned him in the eyes with the barcode reader.
You should have seen the look on his face, it was priceless.
comment by The Droog (U17596)
posted on 30/7/14
My local butcher is doing 4 halves of venison for £200, I thought it was two deer.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
comment by phoenix-stonfacd (U1298)
posted on 30/7/14
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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no eye-deer/no idea
comment by The Droog (U17596)
posted on 30/7/14
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
posted on 30/7/14
no idea
comment by The Droog (U17596)
posted on 30/7/14
Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, leg or c0.ck?
Still no fekking idea!
posted on 30/7/14
Why did the washing machine laugh?
Was taking the pi ss out the knickers.
Best joke ever that
comment by Hot Blooded - Gimme All Your Lovern (U1827)
posted on 30/7/14
What did the bus driver say to the man with no legs?
"How ye getting on?"
comment by Bring Back Rushies Moustache (U6045)
posted on 30/7/14
People in Saudia Arabia don't like Fred Flintstone. But people in Abu Dhabi do.
comment by CurlyBlackBonce (U18853)
posted on 31/7/14
comment by Bring Back Rushies Moustache (U6045)
posted 16 hours, 25 minutes ago
People in Saudia Arabia don't like Fred Flintstone. But people in Abu Dhabi do.
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Hey, that was my story on the old 606
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