Sammon swims downstream to Ipswich

Who will the booboys pick at now? Or is it settled on Ward now?

sounds like keogh MilF

Oh yes Capn Keogh, he'll do I guess.

the bloke we missed when he was injured last winter Milf

Yep.

I'm afraid the Keogh criticism is already gathering pace:

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/derby-county-defender-richard-keogh-is-undoubtedly-the-world-s-worst-kit-model

Who's picking on the white Claude Davis?!!

Chaps, I genuinely wish the lad well. I'm sure he's a nice lad. Although if he scores against us I'll genuinely run on the pitch and nut the useless c4nt!!

Larry, Keogh's death stare getting gradually closer in that ladbible article made me chuckle.

Poor bloke, he just looks permanently surprised.

"Whilst Will Hughes and Chris Martin conducted the photoshoot like pro's, Keogh looked like a man possessed as he posed in the club's new away kit.

Was there someone pointing a gun at him on the other side of the camera, or was this just a genius prank? Who knows, but he's definitely a legend either way."



At least they round off by calling him a legend

Finally