A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting 28 days, 28 days, 28 days. Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they are celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waiter goes up and asks "what took you 28 days, why are you celebrating" all the blondes say "we just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-5 years"
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So neither of them have séx at any point
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It's an old one but still funny
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comment by The Guvnor V.I.K II-Frankenstein's Monster (U12889)
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My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussssy you know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the facking drain is clogged again."
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Was going down on my girlfriend, I said 'Jeez, you've got a big pússy. Jeez, you've got a big pússy.'
'Why did you say it twice?' she asked.
I replied 'I never.'
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Scousers take everything seriously....
....No, seriously, they take everything.